The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Tassadar]

C'mon, Tass. Get serious. Jazz is 16. Sprung is 14, female, and from Singapore. That's why she's so short.

If Sprung is 14, female and Asian why didn't she get more attention?

[Sprung]

C'mon, Tass. Get serious. Jazz is 16. Sprung is 14, female, and from Singapore. That's why she's so short.

Me love you long time.

Well, sometimes not so long, but tell you it was good.

[Colamisu]

If Sprung is 14, female and Asian why didn't she get more attention?

She doesn't like people to know about it, because she knows all about the kinds of people there are on the internet. I mean, look at Ray.

[Synthetik]

Man, I cried last time I went to the hospital. Halfway through 10th grade, I got hit by a pickup truck while crossing a 6 lane street. I was fine, managed to stand up and walk around without too much pain after I landed. I was well aware of my surroundings and all that. Then I got to the hospital, and had to sit there till my mum got there to pick me up. When she showed up in the doorway I just started bawling and had no clue why.

I swear, hospitals themselves are scary. Just being in the building, not even the other things that happen in there.

Tell me about it. They're just so busy and big, and the smell of death and chemicals is everywhere. It really kind of creeps me out. I was the same way though, I was crying when I first broke my leg and finally sort of calmed down, (As best as I could anyways, my leg kept spasming a reigniting the pain.) but then when my mom finally got there and was already tearing up before she even saw me, I burst out crying and sobbing again and just generally causing a scene. The funniest part about it all though, was that all the nurses thought that I was faking it at first, since when I rolled over onto my back after breaking the bone, it managed to stay in a fairly normal looking position. One of the nurses even said something along the lines of calm down, you weren't acting like this before your mom got here. It really just made me want to punch her right in the face. I got to sit in the hallway for a good 2 hours before the only intelligent nurse on that entire floor saw that my leg was swollen up to twice it's normal size and got me some morphine and a room. Good times.

[Colamisu]

Me love you long time.

Well, sometimes not so long, but tell you it was good.

We need the rep hack back. Seriously.

[Pickles]

Looking at ray

shit he caught me looking

HAI

[Jazzmarazz]

Looking at ray

shit he caught me looking

HAI

Wheres mah cake pa?

[Tassadar]

We need the rep hack back. Seriously.

This, a thousand times this.

[Colamisu]

Looking at ray

shit he caught me looking

HAI

She glanced quickly in his direction, hiding her smile.
Their eyes met for only a moment, and it seemed the universe was born anew.
Then he exploded all over her face like the big bang.

[Sprung]

She glanced quickly in his direction, hiding her smile.
Their eyes met for only a moment, and it seemed the universe was born anew.
Then he exploded all over her face like the big bang.

He said "oops".

[Milady]

Dear Synthetik,

I want to respond to your nice long posts with a lovely, heart felt message of some sort, but my taste for the hangout has been thoroughly killed. At the very least, know that I'll remember your favorite phrase and if I ever meet you in a hospital I'll bring you ice cream and soda. If you're not on fluid or diet restrictions, I'll bring you anything to shut you up show you I care.

Milady

[Synthetik]

Yeah. It's Thursday. Role playing night

Hey mister, im 13/f/AZ looking for sum1 to teach me about sex n stuf. wanna meet up?

*gives the ready signal to Chris Hanson and Perverted Justice crew*

Looking at ray

shit he caught me looking

HAI

DADDY! I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK SOMEDAY!

[Colamisu]

Dear Synthetik,

I want to respond to your nice long posts with a lovely, heart felt message of some sort, but my taste for the hangout has been thoroughly killed.

Milady

It's my fault, isn't it?

Sorry.

[Pickles]

She glanced quickly in his direction, hiding her smile.
Their eyes met for only a moment, and it seemed the universe was born anew.
Then he exploded all over her face like the big bang.

write chick lit in your own time friend.

Wheres mah cake pa?

Your not ma boy

miss you though jazz

[Sprung]

Hey mister, im 13/f/AZ looking for sum1 to teach me about sex n stuf. wanna meet up?

*gives the ready signal to Chris Hanson and Perverted Justice crew*



DADDY! I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK SOMEDAY!

Hey little baby gir-

OH SHIT
um

Here's your pizza, kid.