The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Lee]

But seriously, I'd be a terrible doctor, because if i got a patient who just walked into a clinic, and had problems with his penis, i would totally make up a story about how it had to be removed, and then after he freaks out, tell him that it's just a rash.

[Lee]

I prefer them like marshmallows.

Squishy, white, and cute.

You mean like a knot.

Strong, Tied, and Tight.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I prefer them like marshmallows.

Squishy, white, and cute.

I like my women like I like my pokemon: Trapped, Fighting, and New

[Illora]

But seriously, I'd be a terrible doctor, because if i got a patient who just walked into a clinic, and had problems with his penis, i would totally make up a story about how it had to be removed, and then after he freaks out, tell him that it's just a rash.

what if it was a:
hot girl
hot girl who wants to be a guy
hot girl who turns out to be a guy
fat chick
ugly guy
guy with one so small you think its a clit

[Sprung]

Ray would specialize in pediatric pelvic exams.

[Illora]

Ray would specialize in pediatric pelvic exams.

i giggled
giggedy

[Lee]

hot girl
hot girl who wants to be a guy
hot girl who turns out to be a guy
fat chick
ugly guy
guy with one so small you think its a clit

"Hello sir, i can see you're missing your penis, that might be your problem"
"Are you going to keep those?" *points at tits*
"Well Ma'am, it seems you have a penis, that's most likely your problem."
You don't say shit to fat chicks, they can wreck your shit yo.
All the serial rapists we're ugly...
Penises don't get that small, unless you are in the process of transferring via hormone treatments, which makes the case of gender fairly irrelevant.

[Lee]

Ray would specialize in pediatric pelvic exams.

He would be a world renowned Pediatric, Invasive Colonoscopy Specialist. Or P.I.C.S.

P.S. I had to manually add colonoscopy to firefox's dictionary.

[Synthetik]

I had boobs in Hairspray.

Yeah, but they just didn't feel right. Mine may be a little saggy now but at least they're real.

So if I ever feel the urge to spend a night with Synthetik, all I need to do is talk about banning people?

To be fair, I can completely understand how nurses might act "robotic." I sometimes have an incredibly hard time keeping everything on schedule with just two patients, I can't imagine yet what it's like to have five or six+. But I have met some nurses that just seem like they would be better suited for a different job, like one that involves fewer interaction with people.

Having never been hospitalized myself, it always amazes me what little things can just make someone's day. On the second day of my very first clinical rotation, I brought an old lady's breakfast to her room (we were working in a nursing home, where patient's are expected to come to the dining room). You could tell she had been crying about something just shortly before, and I helped her clean off her table and set the tray down for her. She just thought that was the most wonderful thing in the world, and gushed to my instructor later about how lovely I was.

I don't know how I'll behave ten years down the road, after everything has become routine for me, but at the very least, I'm glad I learned rather early on that the little things really do count.

All it takes are the words "One Touch Ban & Clean."

I can understand too, as it seems like it would be easy to forget about such things when you're overloaded with work and trying to determine what's wrong with someone or how to specifically help or treat them. I'm sure there's an overwhelming amount of information to recall too, and it definitely would keep you busy. It's true though, some nurses just seem like they genuinely hate their job, or just dislike people or something. I always made a point to never be rude or critical to nurses when I was in the hospital though, especially the ones that seemed new or inexperienced. Although after having 4 failed attempts at having an IV put in, it can become a little frustrating.

Awww, that's so cute. I'm sure I could have related to that lady somewhat, although I have no idea what she was crying about. For me, since I was still somewhat young, (13 I believe) the whole experience was pretty scary, since I had never broken any bones before and had never been hospitalized up until then. What really got to me was the loneliness. I had nothing to keep me preoccupied, and originally didn't have a room with a TV in it until the last 2 days of my stay, so for the majority of my visit I had nothing to do but read magazines or try to have little conversations with the nurses while my family was gone. Of course, the nurses were usually so busy that they didn't really have time to talk to me other than making sure I was doing okay, so it was really just kind of depressing being alone with nothing to do. I think that male nurse kind of realized that or felt bad for me or something, because he struck up a conversation with me about my interests and what movies were out in theaters for a couple of minutes and got me some soda and ice cream. (Which I don't think he was even supposed to do, because I was still in the intensive care unit after surgery at this point. ) It was just kind of refreshing I guess, to have someone that seemed genuinely interested in the more personal side of things rather than the technical aspects and my condition and stuff.

The little things definitely do count though, even just a cordial smile and a few kind words make all the difference in the world.

[Illora]

"Hello sir, i can see you're missing your penis, that might be your problem"
"Are you going to keep those?" *points at tits*
"Well Ma'am, it seems you have a penis, that's most likely your problem."
You don't say shit to fat chicks, they can wreck your shit yo.
All the serial rapists we're ugly...
Penises don't get that small, unless you are in the process of transferring via hormone treatments, which makes the case of gender fairly irrelevant.

post of the day.

now what if one of them had Jazz as a siemese twin

[Lee]

post of the day.

now what if one of them had Jazz as a siemese twin

I don't know, jazz is pretty sexy.

[Illora]

I don't know, jazz is pretty sexy.

jazz, you should make that post your sig

[Sprung]

I like my women like I like my pokemon: Trapped, Fighting, and New

[Lee]

I like my women like I like my pokemon: Trapped, Fighting, and New

You mean, Not Real, 2 Feet Tall, and completely Gender Ambiguous?

[Lee]

Reminds me more of the Witch from The Wizard of Oz to be honest.