Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
What, you washed your contacts in tap water and now your eye is colonized by microbes? Time to pop that out for you.
Well, not like that. More like the way the eye works and how easily you could go blind. Also, corrective laser surgery and watching videos of the cornea being peeled back.

Although you do have to watch out for the lead, fluoride and hexavalent chromium in the tap water.