The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Synthetik]

I must agree there.

I have sole custody of my daughter, but her mother only has to pay $25 a month in child support.

I mean seriously, at $25 a month they may as well have said she has to pay nothing

It sickens me how one-sided the court systems are. They'll side with the women 9 times out of 10 regardless of the circumstances, it's such a joke.

You. Wish. You. Were. Justin. Bieber!?

Let me think about that... fuck yes I do.

Yeah, I'll sell out in a heartbeat. Fuck morals.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Let me think about that... fuck yes I do.

Yeah, I'll sell out in a heartbeat. Fuck morals.

That is by far the saddest thing I've ever heard.

[DarkSamus]

It sickens me how one-sided the court systems are. They'll side with the women 9 times out of 10 regardless of the circumstances, it's such a joke.

Yeah it stinks royally

But at least I won custody, just stinks that the child support is soooo low

Although I must say in the winning custody part...

She tried murdering me for my life insurance, yet I had to battle to get her out of her mums care.

I am almost certain if it was the other way around that she would have gotten custody without a 1 year court battle to do it

And would have done far better then $25 a month

[Synthetik]

That is by far the saddest thing I've ever heard.

BABY, BABY, BABY OH!

Yeah it stinks royally

But at least I won custody, just stinks that the child support is soooo low

Yeah, glad to hear you got to keep custody at least. I'll bet that if it had been the other way around you would be paying hundreds of dollars a month.

[DarkSamus]

Yeah, glad to hear you got to keep custody at least. I'll bet that if it had been the other way around you would be paying hundreds of dollars a month.

Added to the last post my thoughts on that

[Kermit Da Frog]

BABY, BABY, BABY OH!

[DarkSamus]

[Synthetik]

Added to the last post my thoughts on that

What the fuck? Please tell me that bitch did some time for trying to kill you.

Jimmy Kimmel is like, the lowest tier of talk show hosts. He is not worthy of my laughter.

[DarkSamus]

What the fuck? Please tell me that bitch did some time for trying to kill you.

She got 2 years probation, an absolute joke

[Synthetik]

She got 2 years probation, an absolute joke

My god, how ridiculous. And some women talk about wanting to have equal rights. They don't realize how good they already have it.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Jimmy Kimmel is like, the lowest tier of talk show hosts. He is not worthy of my laughter.

There is no good tier of talk show hosts.

[DarkSamus]

My god, how ridiculous. And some women talk about wanting to have equal rights. They don't realize how good they already have it.

I hear you there brother

[Synthetik]

There is no good tier of talk show hosts.

Conan O'Brien begs to differ. Also... yeah, you're right.

I hear you there brother

Ah well, it's useless even talking about. As they say: Can't live with em', can't live without em'.

Well, I suppose one can, but then you'll be one of those FOREVER ALONE types.

[Chocobolicious]

Good they have it, in the kitchen. I want a sandwhich now. I also need a new sweater.

[DarkSamus]

Ah well, it's useless even talking about. As they say: Can't live with em', can't live without em'.

Well, I suppose one can, but then you'll be one of those FOREVER ALONE types.

Well I am engaged now to my current partner (2.5 years and still as happy as the day we met)