The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[DarkSamus]

Eardrops I'd imagine but I'm not sure. Broke up with, she made me some food the day before she moved out and I was bed ridden for a while.

Bloody evil bitch, your better off without her

[Synthetik]

If I ever get rich and famous, I plan to have as many illegitimate children as possible, and set up a legal team and trust funds for said future children, much like Skwisgar Skwigelf.

[Kermit Da Frog]

If I ever get rich and famous, I plan to have as many illegitimate children as possible, and set up a legal team and trust funds for said future children, much like Squizgar Squigelf.

Wouldn't that require either talent or good looks?

[Corey]

Bloody evil bitch, your better off without her

Agreed.

[Synthetik]

Wouldn't that require either talent or good looks?

Not when you have money. Not that I'm not already talented and sexy as hell, though.

I thought you knew all this?

[DarkSamus]

If I ever get rich and famous, I plan to have as many illegitimate children as possible, and set up a legal team and trust funds for said future children, much like Skwisgar Skwigelf.

And watch all the chicks take you to court and take all your money

[Corey]

And watch all the chicks take you to court and take all your money

Famous people are above the law.

[Synthetik]

And watch all the chicks take you to court and take all your money

That's what the legal team is for.

Famous people are above the law.

This.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Not when you have money. Not that I'm not already talented and sexy as hell, though.

I thought you knew all this?

I've read your biography. I thought it was a joke. Sort of like the Qura- Bibl- Tora- Book of Morm- L. Ron Hubba- nevermind.

[DarkSamus]

Rich people get rapped the hardest when it comes to child support

[Synthetik]

I've read your biography. I thought it was a joke. Sort of like the Qura- Bibl- Tora- Book of Morm- L. Ron Hubba- nevermind.

How have you read my biography, it hasn't even been started yet?

Damn, shit gets leaked onto the internet early.

Rich people get rapped the hardest when it comes to child support

If you're a man child support rapes you hard regardless of your income bracket.

[Kermit Da Frog]

How have you read my biography, it hasn't even been started yet?

Damn, shit gets leaked onto the internet early.

Isn't this it?

[DarkSamus]

If you're a man child support rapes you hard regardless of your income bracket.

I must agree there.

I have sole custody of my daughter, but her mother only has to pay $25 a month in child support.

I mean seriously, at $25 a month they may as well have said she has to pay nothing

[Synthetik]

Isn't this it?

Oh god, I fucking wish. That little bastard is rich as shit and has all sorts of bitches after his dick.

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[Kermit Da Frog]

Oh god, I fucking wish. That little bastard is rich as shit and has all sorts of bitches after his dick.

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You. Wish. You. Were. Justin. Bieber!?