The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Synthetik]

To be fair it was AFTER I dumped her she did it, but that's a testament to how crazy she is so I'm sure you understand.

So what even happened? How did you know it was poisoned? Do you know what she put in it?

I have to pass a tattoo shop on my way to the shops everyday, so I may just stop in tomorrow and ask

Google is giving me some conflicting answers, although it seems like it's doable.

If you do end up stopping in I'd be interested to hear what they say. Don't feel obligated though.

[Drageuth]

Ugly chicks need loving too

But they gotta pay!

[DarkSamus]

Size would not be an issue.

... size would still be an issue.

Your post made me think of this...

[DarkSamus]

Google is giving me some conflicting answers, although it seems like it's doable.

If you do end up stopping in I'd be interested to hear what they say. Don't feel obligated though.

Will do, I am curious myself

But they gotta pay!

[Synthetik]

Your post made me think of this...

Oh god... we will never be able to live him down.

Will do, I am curious myself

Cool.

[Drageuth]

Okay guys, I think that's it for me. Have a good night.

[DarkSamus]

But they gotta pay!

How much do they have to pay?

Is it a sliding scale based on how ugly?


^^How much would you want to do her?

[Corey]

So what even happened? How did you know it was poisoned? Do you know what she put in it?

Eardrops I'd imagine but I'm not sure. Broke up with, she made me some food the day before she moved out and I was bed ridden for a while.

[DarkSamus]

Oh god... we will never be able to live him down.

NEVER

[Corey]

How much do they have to pay?

Is it a sliding scale based on how ugly?


^^How much would you want to do her?

$50. $20 if I do it from behind.

[Synthetik]

Okay guys, I think that's it for me. Have a good night.

Night.

How much do they have to pay?

Is it a sliding scale based on how ugly?

^^How much would you want to do her?

That depends... how much do paper bags cost where she lives?

[Corey]

night Drag.

[DarkSamus]

$50. $20 if I do it from behind.

and this?

[Synthetik]

Eardrops I'd imagine but I'm not sure. Broke up with, she made me some food the day before she moved out and I was bed ridden for a while.

Oh, alright. I was thinking it was like hardcore poison or something. If you had the runs/vomiting it was probably visine or some other kind of eyedrops. Still pretty fucked up though.

NEVER

Oh well, at least I can take solace in the fact that I've never voted. YES WE CAN'T!

[DarkSamus]

That depends... how much do paper bags cost where she lives?

Indeed