The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Raype]

Most women don't want beards.

The hot ones love beards though.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I know. Anyone who becomes a scientologist has to be nutty.

That's why he left South Park.

The hot ones love beards though.

I meant on their faces. Not on a guy's face.

[Lee]

I know. Anyone who becomes a scientologist has to be nutty.

L. Ron Hubbard, destroying lives since the 1900s.

[Raype]

That's why he left South Park.

I thought it was because he wanted to make love to all the children.

[Lee]

The hot ones have beards though.

Two letters.

[Synthetik]

The hot ones love beards though.

It's only in now because it's "ironic."

That's why he left South Park.

I know. The episode after he left where they splice all the clips of his voice together and kill him off was hilarious though.

[Kermit Da Frog]

You win the quoting award, Syn.

[Synthetik]

You win the quoting award, Syn.

SHUT UP.

[Kermit Da Frog]

SHUT UP.

Britney Spears?

[Raype]

It's only in now because it's "ironic."

I'm wearing it ironically to the irony.

Which doubles it back around to normal.

I think.

[Lee]

I'm wearing it ironically to the irony.

Which doubles it back around to normal.

I think.

I have a beard because i can't be arsed to shave

[Raype]

Britney Spears?

Leave her alone.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Leave her alone.

Chris Crocker?

[Lee]

Chris Crocker?

Chris Hansen?

[Synthetik]

Britney Spears?

If said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?

I'm wearing it ironically to the irony.

Which doubles it back around to normal.

I think.

Probably. Just throw in some lenseless glasses and a tacky scarf over a plaid button up with some skinny jeans and you're golden.