The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Ivolt]

I have no idea why I do it! It's just so much fun. I'm expecting to log onto the board one day and it will say:

"You have been banned. Reason: 'My daughter came home, and she told me what you did.'"

Oh sh--

That causes so many questions.

Like: How'd she cross the border? Was this really that elaborate? Does that new girl you're dating know about this? Where is my dog, etc., etc.

[Rasgrez]

[Sprung]

That causes so many questions.

Like: How'd she cross the border? Was this really that elaborate? Does that new girl you're dating know about this? Where is my dog, etc., etc.

I can clear up the confusion about your dog.
Just move on.

[Kermit Da Frog]

I'd pass on the Sprung's daughters thing. Last thing I'd want is to have to donate to the lollipop guild every time Christmas rolls around.

[Sprung]

I'd pass on the Sprung's daughters thing. Last thing I'd want is to have to donate to the lollipop guild every time Christmas rolls around.

See if I ever do my knee-snap walk for you anymore

[Illora]

oh dear

[Ivolt]

...what did you do to my dog?

[Illora]

I am going to quote some sheakspeare now:

Ophelia:
What is in a vagina, twould not a penis be as great twere it too a vagina?

[Illora]

...what did you do to my dog?

ANAL RAEP

[Sprung]

...what did you do to my dog?

Strongbad.

[Ivolt]

Strongbad.

But he wasn't a tree!

[Kermit Da Frog]

See if I ever do my knee-snap walk for you anymore

You have knees? I sort of thought you just had no shins or something.

[Sprung]

You have knees? I sort of thought you just had no shins or something.

The Wizard called. He said fuck you, you're got getting any damn brains.

[Drageuth]

Chinese food, here I come!

[Sprung]

...what did you do to my dog?

Chinese food, here I come!