The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Sprung]

Well, I think it was her. She was blindfolded, see, and I wasn't the only one there...

I want my red ball back.

[Illora]

kicks Sprungs Nads

[Drageuth]

HAVE. You always mess that up

It's so inviting...

Remember wanting so badly to have kids?

Yeah, you're stupid.

[Drageuth]

I want my red ball back.

She had a dildo there, too, that looked like some kind of alien anal torture device.

I'm assuming that was yours, too?

[Illora]

no, his was the white liquid in her ass

[Sprung]

She had a dildo there, too, that looked like some kind of alien anal torture device.

I'm assuming that was yours, too?

I wondered where tha-

I mean, no.

[Drageuth]

I wondered where tha-

I mean, no.

I would ask her to send it back to you, but I think she might be confused when I say "Daddy wants his anal beads back," and I'm afraid of what she might do with them.

[Sprung]

I would ask her to send it back to you, but I think she might be confused when I say "Daddy wants his anal beads back," and I'm afraid of what she might do with them.

Dude. I laughed out loud.

[Inferno.]

Just beat Death Smiles.

Bullet hell = srs bzns...

[Illora]

idongettit?

[brit]

So... this was your oldest daughter, right?

[Sprung]

So... this was your oldest daughter, right?

Yep.

/brb

[Drageuth]

Dude. I laughed out loud.

[Illora]

no, his youngest

[Drageuth]

no, his youngest

No, his oldest. His youngest is still at home. And apparently nothing like his oldest.

Apparently. Kind of makes me sad... I wouldn't mind a Sprung's daughters sandwich.