The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Drageuth]

... chatting on a message board, via text messages, on Facebook, and on MSN.

Fuck, everyone needs to congregate in one place. I can't keep up with all of this! My cell phone goes off, and I check Facebook. I hear the Facebook "ping" and I check MSN. And then Ivolt is just sitting there, in silent rage, contemplating my death. It FREAKS ME OUT MAN

[Sprung]

Time for a shower. You can all start thinking about my testicles, now.

start?

oh, ok.

[Sprung]

I want to get a tattoo.

Me too. Lets get those 'best friend' coins.

I CALL DIBS ON THE RIGHT SIDE

[Drageuth]

I know Sprung has already seen them.

Well, his daughter, anyways. She had a nice, close up view.

[Sprung]

I know Sprung has already seen them.

Well, his daughter, anyways. She had a nice, close up view.

You saw her!?

Tell her to stay gone.

[Drageuth]

Me too. Lets get those 'best friend' coins.

I CALL DIBS ON THE RIGHT SIDE

We can each get half a medallion! And years later, when we have forgotten each other, we shall be reunited, and form to create an unstoppable robotic destruction machine!

[Illora]

I want to get a tattoo.

don't do it while you are drunk

[Sprung]

We can each get half a medallion! And years later, when we have forgotten each other, we shall be reunited, and form to create an unstoppable robotic destruction machine!

Please don't make me be the ass parts again...

[brit]

You saw her!?

Tell her to stay gone.

You haven't? What happened NOW?

[Drageuth]

You saw her!?

Tell her to stay gone.

Well, I think it was her. She was blindfolded, see, and I wasn't the only one there...

[Illora]

You saw her!?

Tell her to stay gone.

that's cold, it's your daughter man

[Drageuth]

don't do it while you are drunk

I already have five. I think I need a "bad decision" tattoo, now.
'sides, this isn't the States. The places around here won't tattoo you if you're drunk.

Please don't make me be the ass parts again...

But you are such a great ass!

[Sprung]

You haven't? What happened NOW?

Long story. She ran off the day before she turned 18. Haven't seen her since.

[Sprung]

I already have five. I think I need a "bad decision" tattoo, now.
'sides, this isn't the States. The places around here won't tattoo you if you're drunk.



But you are such a great ass!

HAVE. You always mess that up

[Sprung]

that's cold, it's your daughter man

Remember wanting so badly to have kids?

Yeah, you're stupid.