The Hang Out - 6,000 POSTS HERE WE COME

[Sprung]

STOP LICKING WHAT I DON'T LICK

[Synthetik]

Surbrise Buttsex and surprise shopping with grandma.

23 is surprise reload.

Oh thank god. I though it might be something far more insidious.

[Synthetik]

words

I told you not to put your tongue on that frozen metal pole, but you just wouldn't listen.

[Sprung]

I told you not to put your tongue on that frozen metal pole, but you just wouldn't listen.

I wish you'd stop calling your penis "frozen metal pole"

[Lee]

I wish you'd stop calling your penis "frozen metal pole"

I admit, that IS a bit strange.

[Synthetik]

I wish you'd stop calling your penis "frozen metal pole"

And I wish you'd stop making me stick my penis in the freezer before we have relations.

[Sprung]

And I wish you'd stop making me stick my penis in the freezer before we have relations.

And I wish you'd stop calling me "the freezer".

[Cosmic]

Well fuck, it's a good thing i still have my first access code for the beta.

Speaking of borderlands, i was going to do a lets play, but then i remembered that I'm fucking shitty at borderlands.

I almost bought Borderlands GOTY, but then I realised I wanted the Duke Nukem demo far more than I actually wanted Borderlands, so I didn't.

[Lee]

I don't know man, that sounds like the perfect control scheme for Duke Nukem.

Yeah, 2 would slip hookers money, and 3 would smoke a cigar.

[Dr Mario]

Any idea when we'll get the plaza-style options for renaming and such back?

[Lee]

I almost bought Borderlands GOTY, but then I realised I wanted the Duke Nukem demo far more than I actually wanted Borderlands, so I didn't.

I bought the regular game, and then downloaded the 0 DRM dlc.

[Lee]

Any idea when we'll get the plaza-style options for renaming and such back?

That's a question for CM

he said "soon™" earlier though.

[Synthetik]

Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon. I wonder what's on the tube? Maybe they'll show some boobs. Surfing every channel until I found Hannah Montana then I reach for the aloe and lanolin. Bust all over the wall panelin', dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantle and, grab my flannel and my bandana then, kiss the naked mannequin man again. You can see him standing in my front window if you look in.

[Synthetik]

And I wish you'd stop calling me "the freezer".

And I wish you'd stop revealing our love life to the general public, the freezer.

[Synthetik]

Glad to see I can still kill the hangout with awkward and slightly disturbing posts.

Also, triple post.