Originally Posted by Lee Make me one No. You can't settle on something good. Originally Posted by Raype I've gutted things bigger than you. Like your mom? *Badumpsh*
Originally Posted by Synthetik IT'S IVOLT'S LIFE! EP needs an Ivolt skin. It's like elmdor's skin, but purple.
For some reason whenever I play GTA IV I envision Ivolt instead of Niko Bellic, except wearing a hockey mask.
Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog Like your mom? *Badumpsh* It's "ba dum tsh". I take it your mom dropped you on your head when you were a child. Or she took a lot of huge cocks while pregnant.
Originally Posted by Synthetik For some reason whenever I play GTA IV I envision Ivolt instead of Niko Bellic, except wearing a hockey mask. Ivolt's nephew really loves those BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES.
HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEA-
Originally Posted by Raype Ivolt's nephew really loves those BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES. Ivolts nephew is crazy
Originally Posted by Lee Well, you don't have to be jealous, it's not like she's doing me or something. SHHHHHHHHHHHH
Originally Posted by Raype It's "ba dum tsh". I take it your mom dropped you on your head when you were a child. Or she took a lot of huge cocks while pregnant. The first one. Although it wasn't so much a dropping as it was a tossing. Originally Posted by Prude HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEA- Slut.
Originally Posted by Prude HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEA- The only nails you've ever hit whilst doing carpentry were your finger nails. Originally Posted by Prude Ivolts nephew is crazy And yours are sane?
Originally Posted by Prude SHHHHHHHHHHHH BRB, getting gas can to preserve her honour.
Originally Posted by Raype It's "ba dum tsh". I take it your mom dropped you on your head when you were a child. Or she took a lot of huge cocks while pregnant. Having sex with pregnant women just feels... wrong. Originally Posted by Raype Ivolt's nephew really loves those BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES. *Ivolt's phone rings* "Uncle, it's your nephew! Let's go bowling."
Originally Posted by Prude SHHHHHHHHHHHH OH LAWD. It's like a Mexican soap opera up in here.
Sup Stark.
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