The Hang Out - 6,000 POSTS HERE WE COME

[Kermit Da Frog]

But you're the token black guy! You can't die until right before the end of the story! Or not die at all, if you've got some sage advice to add after the ending credits.

Tell that to horror movies.

[Slacker Magician]

I have a beard. Close enough?

In need of evil associates? If the benefits are good I'll happily do villainous work .

[Raype]

But you're the token black guy! You can't die until right before the end of the story! Or not die at all, if you've got some sage advice to add after the ending credits.

Jurassic park.

Token black guy didn't even make it through the first scene.

It's not a rule!

[Kermit Da Frog]

Jurassic park.

Token black guy didn't even make it through the first scene.

It's not a rule!

What about Samuel L Jackson?

[Ivolt]

Jurassic park.

Token black guy didn't even make it through the first scene.

It's not a rule!

I don't know where he even got THAT rule from. Black dude almost always dies first. Fucking white cast.

[Raype]

What about Samuel L Jackson?

Samuel hasn't been black since 83.

[Slacker Magician]

Only white dudes die in Undercover Brother .

[Slacker Magician]

I think Gare died in shock at finding out that I skipped through the, I expect disapproval of this comment,

Spoiler warning:

relatively lame plot of Persona 3 .

[Kermit Da Frog]

Samuel hasn't been black since 83.

Yea. But he was in Jurassic Park. And made it through a lot of the movie, if I recall.

[Raype]

Yea. But he was in Jurassic Park. And made it through a lot of the movie, if I recall.

But he's also not black!

[Colamisu]

Only white dudes die in Undercover Brother .

Undercover Brother didn't have a token black guy. It had a token white guy.

[Kermit Da Frog]

But he's also not black!

He's close enough.

And what about the Shawshank Redemption? Morgan Freeman made it all the way through a prison movie.

[Colamisu]

And what about the Shawshank Redemption? Morgan Freeman made it all the way through a prison movie.

Doesn't count. Morgan Freeman is God.

[Fer!]

Magical Negro.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Doesn't count. Morgan Freeman is God.

Okay. Hmmm... What about the Green Mile?

Michael Clark Duncan did die, but it wasn't until near the end of the movie.