What has the last game you played taught you?

[Kouen Hasuki]

As the title implies, what has the last game you have played taught you?

It can be serious, or if it hasn't taught you anything ground breaking just find something remotely interesting.

For example, Burnout Legends has taught me that no matter how many times I crash my car loaded with explosives, I will get out unharmed and will not have to pay the Damages (last one i did reached $850,000 haha)

[Lee]

Well after having just played mahjong on EP, I've learned that the people that make Vb4 games can't code for shit...

90% of these mahjong setups are impossible and can't be completed.

They figured that shit out in the 90's.

But the last real game i played was Minecraft, and it taught me that if you punch trees, you get wood!

[Kouen Hasuki]

Well after having just played mahjong on EP, I've learned that the people that make Vb4 games can't code for shit...

90% of these mahjong setups are impossible and can't be completed.

They figured that shit out in the 90's.

But the last real game i played was Minecraft, and it taught me that if you punch trees, you get wood!

you got wood eh?

[Lee]

you got wood eh?

Hey man, you can't hate on another man's fetishes.

[Kouen Hasuki]

Hey man, you can't hate on another man's fetishes.

well i wasnt hating on it more highlighting it..

To get thread back on subject Half Life taught me that Bashing things with crowbars solves all problems

[JKDarkside]

Muramasa taught me that foxes can turn into incredibly hot women.

[rabidmedia]

Gambre Goemon (nes/famicom). ahhh...
I learned a few things. first, when you hit women, it's bad, but when you grab them, you get 500 points!
second, you can end all of life's problems by throwing coins at bad things, or hitting them with a tobacco pipe!
and you can jump over presents and you get money!
...so true...

[Kermit Da Frog]

I learned from Ape Escape that no matter what happens with you and your best friend, you can fix it with time travel and monkeys.

[bennett_2009]

Discworld taught me that if i want to cheat Death, im best placed to buy him a curry.

[Miss Piggy]

MGS3 taught me that a man can have a fractured skull, a bulletwound to the head, a slit throat, a severly burned face, leeches attached to the face, and be badly poisoned and still be alive. (i was trying to see how many injuries snake could take before dying .) It also taught me that a man can have electricity flowing through his body in the gigawatts and use it to kill, and that a scar slithers off the body at death.

[Jazzmarazz]

I learned that Steroids can be found on the ground, and will change you for the better.
Also Oprah is my favorite show now, as I chew bubble gum.

[UndisposableHero]

MGS3 taught me that a man can have a fractured skull, a bulletwound to the head, a slit throat, a severly burned face, leeches attached to the face, and be badly poisoned and still be alive. (i was trying to see how many injuries snake could take before dying .) It also taught me that a man can have electricity flowing through his body in the gigawatts and use it to kill, and that a scar slithers off the body at death.

It taught me that hot chicks can ride up people with motorcycles, without causing them any bodily harm I'm trying that one at home!

[Sprung]

Those birds are REALLY angry.

[Lee]

Mahjong has taught me once again, that sometimes you're expected to predict the future.

"Oh that first block i cleared out was the one i needed eventually to solve the thing! Look at that!"

[UndisposableHero]

Mahjong has taught me once again, that sometimes you're expected to predict the future.

"Oh that first block i cleared out was the one i needed eventually to solve the thing! Look at that!"

Mahjong taught me that the Chinese are bad ppl =_=