The Hang Out - 6,000 POSTS HERE WE COME

[Kermit Da Frog]

SAY MORE INTRESTING THINGS NEXT TIME.

I've punched a nun before.

[Tassadar]

You weren't there man, you weren't there.

He goes into far too much detail. Far, far too much detail. I do not have quite the way with words, nor do I desire to spend pages upon pages explaining the experience in such detail, but to summarize one of the more stand out scenes featured a violent gangrape of a woman who was being rather gruesomely tortured and was dying from it. All the while hooked up to a machine that was more or less tearing her soul apart. Which, apparently, feels a bit like every single nerve in your body is being raped by hundreds of tiny dicks made of broken glass wrapped in barbed wire. Of course, she's laughing hysterically and smiling while they disembowel her. And this is a preamble of things to come. My shrink says I'm not supposed to focus too hard on what happens after that.

Furthermore, it should be illegal to make available a story about someone gradually losing their tenuous grip on reality while sitting at a computer and being stocked by some manner cosmic horror standing directly behind them THAT IS JUST SITTING THERE. SILENTLY. UNMOVING. WATCHING YOU. SIZING YOU UP. WAITING. DO YOU FEEL ITS GAZE UPON YOU? NO, DON'T TURN AROUND. IT'S BACK THERE. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T START TALKING TO IT. IT MIGHT JUST CHOOSE TO TALK BACK.

And said story can only be read when, you guessed it, sitting at your computer. So wrong on several levels.

That's why we should never cross the streams.

[Lee]

I've punched a nun before.

Unless it impregnated her, I'm not interested.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Unless it impregnated her, I'm not interested.

Nope, but it did make her cry and she said I was going to hell for that. I told her that if anything, that'd be on the bottom of the list of reasons.

She shouldn't have smacked me with a ruler in Wal-Mart for "taking the lord's name in vain"

[Sprung]

Gotta love the PS3 for that.

This game requires an update.

2GB of shit to download.

Same game update from Xbox Live: 2MB.

wat?

I know, right?

I started downloading the Cerberus Network, and waited a half hour. Checked. Went into town to get some food, which is about 45 minutes. Checked. Waited another half hour...

I left it alone so long it finally shut itself off.

I reset that to 5 hours right away.

As of right now, all I think I have to download is the comic book of ME1, but from what I've read, that only becomes an option after the opening sequence of the game where the Normandy is destroyed and Shepard gets 'spaced'.

[Inferno.]

So you got a PS3 again just to play Mass Effect 2, AGAIN?

Seems a bit pointless to me, but yeah! My reasoning for my latest PS3 wasn't much better.

[Sprung]

So you got a PS3 again just to play Mass Effect 2, AGAIN?

Seems a bit pointless to me, but yeah! My reasoning for my latest PS3 wasn't much better.

Not specifically, but yeah. I wanted it, and ME2 was my anchor

[Sprung]

I'm sure I'll find more reasons...

[Quiji]

They work fine too brah!

BUY A MAC LIKE ME AND WATCH BLACK LAGOON LIKE ME AND MASTURBATE NIGHTLY USING YOUR OWN TEARS AS LUBRICANT LIKE I DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE I AM AWESOME AND STUFF

Mac is too mainstream, get a CR-48.

[Lee]

I'm sure I'll find more reasons...

No reason to not buy a second console internet service if the second one is free.

Also, the ps3 has a blue ray player!

> Waits for Sprung to say he already had a blue ray player.

[Inferno.]

Fuck Blurays brah.

[Sprung]

No reason to not buy a second console internet service if the second one is free.

Also, the ps3 has a blue ray player!

> Waits for Sprung to say he already had a blue ray player.

I've never understood the big deal over Blu-Ray.

A DVD looks fine to me.

EDIT: which means, no I don't have one.
er...didn't. Now I do.

[Lee]

Fuck Blurays brah.

It's all aboot those laserdisks eh.

[Sprung]

It's all aboot those laserdisks eh.

8MM reels

[Tassadar]

8MM reels

Hipster.