AlienGrounder's Hang Out: AlienGrounder: AlienGrounder

[Colamisu]

Aside from the fact that she's a year younger than me and has two kids and has been dating the same guy for four years, not a thing!

Although apparently the guy is a douche.

That sounds like the kind of situation you'd be better off staying out of for various reasons. But to give the cliched advice, "If she's willing to cheat on him with you, she's willing to cheat on you."

[Drageuth]

I'm not starting a relationship with her, I'm just flirting with her at the moment. 'sides from which, she's back in Nanaimo right now anyways. It'll take me about 9 hours to get back there from where I am right now.

I figure worse case scenario, I hone my flirting skills. And maybe get a blowjob or two.
Seriously, what could go wrong?

[Synthetik]

Seriously, what could go wrong?

Your roommate freaks out because you're sleeping with her younger sister and cuts off your penis in the dead of night and throws it into a field.

[Drageuth]

Older sister. My roommate is 18.

[Synthetik]

Oh. In that case, carry on.

[Colamisu]

Older sister. My roommate is 18.

Your roommate moves out, leaving you to pay the rent by yourself.

The older sister says you raped her. Boyfriend backs her up. 2 vs. 1 in court. Fucked.

[Drageuth]

You're aware that the "what could go wrong?" comment was rhetorical, right? I'm well aware of everything that could go wrong.
And my roommate doesn't pay rent. I'm doing her a favour by getting her out of a nasty situation. I've handled the rent by myself up until now.

[Synthetik]

OH HI MARK

[Tanthias]

Hm, each mission appears to be about half an hour long.. But I don't know how many there are. Or if they'll increase in length.

[Fer!]

OH HI MARK

THAT'S AN INTERESTING STORY.

[Colamisu]

You're aware that the "what could go wrong?" comment was rhetorical, right? I'm well aware of everything that could go wrong.
And my roommate doesn't pay rent. I'm doing her a favour by getting her out of a nasty situation. I've handled the rent by myself up until now.

Yeah, I just felt left out because Synth responded.

So wait, you're getting the younger out of a bad situation by giving her a free room and she's not all over your balls? There's clearly something wrong here.

[Synthetik]

THAT'S AN INTERESTING STORY.

Such a great movie. The acting just feels so natural. Never mind the horrible voice overs and awkward dialogue.



THAT'S ME~

Yeah, I just felt left out because Synth responded.

So wait, you're getting the younger out of a bad situation by giving her a free room and she's not all over your balls? There's clearly something wrong here.

You know, she has commented on how she wishes she could walk around the house in her underwear. She totally wants it.

[Drageuth]

Yeah, I just felt left out because Synth responded.

So wait, you're getting the younger out of a bad situation by giving her a free room and she's not all over your balls? There's clearly something wrong here.

I thought so too!! I signed on for a helluva lot more freaky shit than what's come my way. Namely, nothing.

You know, she has commented on how she wishes she could walk around the house in her underwear. She totally wants it.

Not just in her underwear. Naked.

Seriously! HOW AM I STILL SINGLE!?!

[Fer!]

Such a great movie. The acting just feels so natural. Never mind the horrible voice overs and awkward dialogue.



THAT'S ME~

OH HAI DOGGY

[Fer!]

I like how even the dog knows something is off.