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Thread: The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

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    BREAK:

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    I LOVE JAY Z yeeeeeeeeah

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    I hate Lil' Wayne.

    Bitches now know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    Shaggy doesn't strike me as the shotgun type.
    Is this one more to your liking?


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    She's so sweet makes me wanna lick the wrapper...

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    Jay Z is a classy man. I love him. He reigns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    I LOVE JAY Z yeeeeeeeeah
    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    He's so sweet makes me wanna lick the rapper...
    ...

    I'm saying though...

    I got BARS. I'm the best rapper alive.

    GIMME YOUR NUMBER.

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    OKTOTALLY.

    Rad. yes, yes, yeS:

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Your childhood was asking for it.

    Check that skirt out.

    Totally asking for it.
    I was going to point that out, but i correctly assumed that you would put it more eloquently than I.

    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Sure he does. He's far too scared to use anything that requires aiming.

    At least Fred is totally a revolver guy. And by that I mean he's compensating. And only has 6 shots before he needs to reload.
    I just love how the Revolver/Shotgun, and the pistols Velma is using are Generic, but Daphne is using is a Glock 17.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin v. Persie View Post
    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. IT's freakingt leeeeeeeeeeee. SO can't touch my minigolf score, yooooos.
    FUCK YOU OKAY !

    Give me 10,000 rep, i'll rape your score, and then play some minigolf too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin v. Persie View Post
    Freaking fucking drunken state of fucking not finding what i search what assholes am i right like yes!
    Has anyone been so far and such.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I hate Lil' Wayne.

    Bitches now know.
    Ray, everyone knows you hate Lil' Wayne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brit View Post
    ...

    I'm saying though...

    I got BARS. I'm the best rapper alive.

    GIMME YOUR NUMBER.
    Black guy in jail?

    Shocking.


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    People recommending Comodo Internet Security make me larf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    Black guy in jail?

    Shocking.

    Lmfaooooo. I've always hated you. lololololol.

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