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    Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
    I love Nadal! He's so nice! He wasn't on his game this time around
    I love Li Na. Did you here what she said? bwahahaha!
    Ferrer defeated him yesterday, he was injured :/
    Nope, but I know she always do the first one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Without the tangy zip of my semen.
    To be honest, Ray's semen is probably the tastiest in the whole internets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temil View Post
    To be honest, Ray's semen is probably the tastiest in the whole internets.
    So that's why you are back

    If you want your nick changed, say it before I go to sleep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temil View Post
    Just got done thinking about it, and i came to the conclusion that Torpedo Boobs and Machine-Gun Nipples wouldn't work at the same time...
    Why not? They have missiles with cameras on the tip nowadays. Why not torpedoes with machine guns? Who cares if the term "torpedo" traditionally refers to a bomb with a propeller fired underwater? They make machine guns that can fire underwater!

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    Cookie is too fast for me.
    Last edited by Lee; 28th-January-2011 at 01:52. Reason: Derp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Why not? They have missiles with cameras on the tip nowadays. Why not torpedoes with machine guns? Who cares if the term "torpedo" traditionally refers to a bomb with a propeller fired underwater? They make machine guns that can fire underwater!
    But it's so inefficient, not to mention all the wasted machine gun ammo lost from launching your torpedoes early, but also the shear cost of a torpedo with a built in machine gun.

    Thinking about it again, i guess you could fit a torpedo around a machine gun, so that the machine gun wasn't actually attached to the torpedo, but would be behind it instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cookie Monster View Post
    So that's why you are back

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    If i could, "Lee" would be wonderful.

    If all my money wasn't all poofed i would bribe you with cookies

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    FUCK YEAH SEAKING!

    <3 you forever cookie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    But it's so inefficient, not to mention all the wasted machine gun ammo lost from launching your torpedoes early, but also the shear cost of a torpedo with a built in machine gun.
    Wasted? Nay, good sir, they simply become very effective shrapnel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    But it's so inefficient, not to mention all the wasted machine gun ammo lost from launching your torpedoes early, but also the shear cost of a torpedo with a built in machine gun.

    Thinking about it again, i guess you could fit a torpedo around a machine gun, so that the machine gun wasn't actually attached to the torpedo, but would be behind it instead.



    If i could, "Lee" would be wonderful.

    If all my money wasn't all poofed i would bribe you with cookies
    My delicious cookies

    Ok, it's done. WB, Lee.
    And now I go. Lady, gents, enjoy the rest of the day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookie Monster View Post
    Ferrer defeated him yesterday, he was injured :/
    Nope, but I know she always do the first one
    Yeah, they never said what was wrong though.
    she always..? XD
    Well she said something about her husband snoring, which is also her coach
    It was just hilarious. She's quite funny! I want her to win! OuO She didn't do so well at the Kremlin Cup (I got to see her up close!) So I'm glad she's playing really well. I love her game.

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    Did someone on the internet really just say that?

    Really?

    Jesus, and it wasn't even like Prude or anyone, it was Lee.

    My god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Did someone on the internet really just say that?

    Really?

    Jesus, and it wasn't even like Prude or anyone, it was Lee.

    My god.
    Which one? Oh c'mon, I'm not THAT bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Did someone on the internet really just say that?

    Really?

    Jesus, and it wasn't even like Prude or anyone, it was Lee.

    My god.
    Prude has yet to sample my manjuice, but once she does I'll be sure to point her here so she can tell you all about it. Also, how good I am in bed, how opposed she is to anal sex, and a very graphic description of my penis.

    /lydia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Did someone on the internet really just say that?

    Really?

    Jesus, and it wasn't even like Prude or anyone, it was Lee.

    My god.
    I try real hard to make you proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Prude has yet to sample my manjuice, but once she does I'll be sure to point her here so she can tell you all about it. Also, how good I am in bed, how opposed she is to anal sex, and a very graphic description of my penis.

    /lydia
    Joy.

    Right. Why was she constantly telling us about brit's dick. SERIOUSLY. SO MUCH DICK TALK.

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