The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[Cosmic]

Name: demsomebigballsbatman
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He just appeared one day. No name, no background, nothing. No-one knows who he is or where he came from. The only thing you can be sure of is the trail of death and destruction he leaves in his wake.

Some say he's on a mission, sent by the devil himself. Others say he's just killing time. Rumour has it he stared Sarah Jessica Parker in the face and not only lived to tell the tale but merged ten subforums before breakfast. Whoever this man is he's not to be messed with.

[Prude]

An enlarged clitoris you mean?

If not she's one attractive tranny.

Oh~ thank you~

[Tassadar]

He just appeared one day. No name, no background, nothing. No-one knows who he is or where he came from. The only thing you can be sure of is the trail of death and destruction he leaves in his wake.

Some say he's on a mission, sent by the devil himself. Others say he's just killing time. Rumour has it he stared Sarah Jessica Parker in the face and not only lived to tell the tale but merged ten subforums before breakfast. Whoever this man is he's not to be messed with.

For it is said that those who stare onto a woman with such an equestrian appearance for too long die.

[Raype]

And that is why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

[Prude]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Zieg30CT]

No, her clitoris is lower. And smaller.

It's most certainly a penis.

Oh alright then. WAIT, WHHHHAAAAAAAUUUUTTTTT????????

Oh then the proper term is hermaphrodite then?



So does that happen to her a lot?

[Prude]

Well ever since I said I liked Lady Gaga...

[Raype]

She's the perfect woman.

Aside from the fact she's *partially* a dude.

[Zieg30CT]

Oh that's perfectly understandable then. Although I don't think it was supposed to last longer than four hours, let alone spawn a mutation of that caliber.

*must be careful as to how long I indulge in Gaga*

[Prude]

Oh whatever.
The only dick I nee-

[Cosmic]

For it is said that those who stare onto a woman with such an equestrian appearance for too long die.

I wonder if Matthew Broderick ever has recurring night terrors in which he's incurred the wrath of the mafia?

[Tassadar]

She's the perfect woman.

Aside from the fact she's *partially* a dude.

Some say she is a bit of Monster.

[Tassadar]

I wonder if Matthew Broderick ever has recurring night terrors in which he's incurred the wrath of the mafia?

May his child be a masculine chi-

He killed two people and only paid $175 in court:

On August 5, 1987, Broderick was in Northern Ireland, vacationing with Jennifer Grey, when he veered their rented BMW into the wrong lane on a country road in Enniskillen, County Fermanagh and smashed head-on into a car driven by Anna Gallagher, 30. She and her mother, Margaret Doherty, 63, died instantly.....Broderick was charged with causing death by dangerous driving and faced a prison term of up to five years. He was later convicted of the lesser charge of careless driving and fined $175.

[Prude]

A little monster~ OuO

[Raype]

Some say she is a bit of Monster.

Only a little.

Oh whatever.
The only dick I nee-

You need to learn to finish your thoughts.

And aren't you supposed to be watching that documentary on sadomasochistic sex?