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Thread: The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzmarazz View Post
    Sorry, but EP is not a dating site.
    I'm not sure he's into dating.

    I think he just wants a guy so they can make a double dragon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzmarazz View Post
    Sorry, but EP is not a dating site.
    It isn't!?

    *starts deleting profile information*

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    Hmm, I want an Admin access title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I am second rate instant messaging software in my free time.

    It's a terrible hobby.
    I am a second rate instant messaging specific virus.

    It's a terrible way to get around.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    http://www.epforums.org/showthread.p...98#post1164698

    I wonder if he actually saw the link Cookie Monster posted .
    That is the same wanker who just requested Final Fantasy 6 & 7 to be uploaded without searching first and in too separate threads too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin v. Persie View Post
    I'd cook you some pasta, and you'd tell me you hate pasta. And I would say that you used to love pasta and you'd say well, you don't anymore so shut up, slutbag.
    for a second there i thought you said "I'd cock you some pasta....."

    I Was like WTF?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post
    And I'm more than willing to be the comic relief that occasionally eases up the tension between the two of you.

    It would be... beautiful.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    I'm so sold on this idea that I'd be prepared to give it a go even while your girlfriend is living with you. I'd be like the much regretted result of a New Year's Eve party and a broken condom. I can wear one of those hats with a spinny thing on it and throw tantrums and demand to be taken to the zoo, or the toystore, or to fly kites near electrical pylons.
    The zoo has hippos! And the toystore has toys! And Gare can buy us toys and translate hippo speak for us. ^_____________________^

    Atleast I pressume as much. Someone that awesome must have some kind of special powers.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    I am a second rate instant messaging specific virus.

    It's a terrible way to get around.



    That is the same wanker who just requested Final Fantasy 6 & 7 to be uploaded without searching first and in two separate threads too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torchwood View Post
    Hmm, I want an Admin access title.
    You have one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    for a second there i thought you said "I'd cock you some pasta....."

    I Was like WTF?!
    You should taste it. ^__^

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin v. Persie View Post
    You have one.


    I can't see it.

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    Fuck, Mikey changed this theme about 2 rollbacks ago...

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    # ff7 is garbage.

    I like this tag .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin v. Persie View Post
    You have one.



    You should taste it. ^__^
    I can see that being the new pick up line "Hey baby wanna taste my cock pasta "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    And with that I bid you lot goodnight!

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    No, no. I'd trade a hundred days for one inside of you *hip trust*

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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