The Duke Nukem-Out: Damn... I'm looking good!

[brit]

Cuuuuuute, tho.

[brit]

Alright. Seriously. Last thing I wanna do is cut her off, but right now, I'm 'bout fucking DONE with this chick, b.

So, I've been texting her ass all day, right? She finally answers with a text saying that she hasn't been ignoring me on purpose. So I said that she could call me if it would be easier for her. NO FUCKING REPLY. It's been an hour, b.

Like, I love her to death and all that, but this shit is infuriating. Real talk.

[Sprung]

Alright. Seriously. Last thing I wanna do is cut her off, but right now, I'm 'bout fucking DONE with this chick, b.

So, I've been texting her ass all day, right? She finally answers with a text saying that she hasn't been ignoring me on purpose. So I said that she could call me if it would be easier for her. NO FUCKING REPLY. It's been an hour, b.

Like, I love her to death and all that, but this shit is infuriating. Real talk.

Maybe she's busy, Mr. Needy

[Krisan Thyme]

Alright. Seriously. Last thing I wanna do is cut her off, but right now, I'm 'bout fucking DONE with this chick, b.

So, I've been texting her ass all day, right? She finally answers with a text saying that she hasn't been ignoring me on purpose. So I said that she could call me if it would be easier for her. NO FUCKING REPLY. It's been an hour, b.

Like, I love her to death and all that, but this shit is infuriating. Real talk.

Lava.
Solve it with Lava.

...
It works.

[Jazzmarazz]

One more person needs to join the tourney. Yes. k bai

[Raype]

That or getting a job.

It makes you far less impatient and allows you to realize that other people have things going on.

[brit]

Maybe she's busy, Mr. Needy

It's been like this for the past... two weeks. I mean, yeah it's possible for her to be busy, but she normally SAYS she's busy, and it normally doesn't take her three days to reply. That and she's had me worried since... fucking Tuesday telling me that she's moving her and her daughters in with one of her work friends. I'm just trying to find out what the fuck is going on and shit b. I mean, I KNOW the friend, and I used to work with all of them, so I know I don't have anything to really worry about, but still. When you're as close to someone as she and I are, it's hard not to jump to conclusions when they're not replying.

That, and I have a TERRRRRRIBLE history of women casting me aside when their boyfriend stops acting up. This one has a shithead boyfriend. I've basically been her go-to guy when she needs a pick-me-up. I keep her from being depressed. I've been on her side for almost two years. If she did that shit to me, it would seriously DEVASTATE me, b.

[brit]

That or getting a job.

It makes you far less impatient and allows you to realize that other people have things going on.

I used to work with her. I know her schedule. Down to the minute. There are at least three opportunities to reply to a text messages during a shift. Two ten minute breaks and an hour lunch. She lives about 45 minutes away from work. She's not going anywhere or doing anything on her breaks except smoking.

[Sprung]

It's been like this for the past... two weeks. I mean, yeah it's possible for her to be busy, but she normally SAYS she's busy, and it normally doesn't take her three days to reply. That and she's had me worried since... fucking Tuesday telling me that she's moving her and her daughters in with one of her work friends. I'm just trying to find out what the fuck is going on and shit b. I mean, I KNOW the friend, and I used to work with all of them, so I know I don't have anything to really worry about, but still. When you're as close to someone as she and I are, it's hard not to jump to conclusions when they're not replying.

That, and I have a TERRRRRRIBLE history of women casting me aside when their boyfriend stops acting up. This one has a shithead boyfriend. I've basically been her go-to guy when she needs a pick-me-up. I keep her from being depressed. I've been on her side for almost two years. If she did that shit to me, it would seriously DEVASTATE me, b.

Dude, you know I like you and all, but you should really go get that vagina burned off by a dermatologist. I think it's malignant.

[brit]

Dude, you know I like you and all, but you should really go get that vagina burned off by a dermatologist. I think it's malignant.

Shhhh! I think he's trying to tell me something!

Are you trying to tell me something's wrong with me or her? Or both?

[brit]

Oh, and seriously, turn on Tapatalk. I believe it's free and would make my life over a million times easier.

[Sprung]

I found the original pic of myself that I posted on EP years ago.

It was in my attachments folder

[Sprung]

Shhhh! I think he's trying to tell me something!

Are you trying to tell me something's wrong with me or her? Or both?

skip it

[Milady]

[Sprung]

I'm off to bed