The Hang Out: your post count is going backwards!

[Corey]

I can imagine that being terrible, but all it reminds me of is one time, when I was waiting at a walk in clinic, I ran into a guy from high school that I knew and we chatted for a bit. I asked him what brought him in, and he said, "Uhh... every time I ejaculate, there's blood in my semen."

It doesn't affect men. We only carry it and give it to every chick we fuck. (With a certain chance)
It sucks because you can't always tell when a girl has one so you take your chances if you don't wear a condom. (Which I don't.)
Fortunately she told me about it and we got it all cleared up.

[Raype]

I have never gotten an STI. Because even I have standards.

Drag's friend was in Antichrist. Interesting.

[Corey]

Yeah, funny how you get viruses from those you're close to, eh Corey?

EH COREY?

EH COREY?

[Corey]

I have never gotten an STI. Because even I have standards.

Drag's friend was in Antichrist. Interesting.

Standards are for pussies.

[Fer!]

I didn't honestly think she'd ruin it in fucking 3 hours.
It's like anyone who touches a computer around me, that isn't me, destroys it.

Computer works fine.
Dad needs it to check something up.

FOR SOME REASON USB'S PRINTER AND INTERNET STOP WORKING.
IT'S MY FAULT FOR THAT SAME REASON.
YELLING.

Yeah, that's why I'm pretty glad he has his own fucking laptop now. ¬_¬

[Corey]

Standards are for pussies.

Oh on that note however, the girl I got it from was actually a girl who was raped and got it. I was her consensual first and she was actually a really nice girl.

[Tanthias]

I think I'm going to go do some more side missions. And I refuse to abide by the "New zodiac". I'll always say I'm a Leo and not a Cancer :Len: Later

[Corey]

Computer works fine.
Dad needs it to check something up.

FOR SOME REASON USB'S PRINTER AND INTERNET STOP WORKING.
IT'S MY FAULT FOR THAT SAME REASON.
YELLING.

Yeah, that's why I'm pretty glad he has his own fucking laptop now. ¬_¬

This.
I don't get yelled at for it though, just enlisted to fix it. My dad got a porn virus the other night and my mom called em to come fix it. I was like what? It's fucking 1 in the morning and you live an hour away.

[Inferno.]

How do people even get viruses, seriously?

[Raype]

How about you two make a deal? Ray do X5, you do MGS3 (or another game in Ray's LP log)?

I won't be poking you going "Where's the update!?", I just won't be forgetting that you said you'd do/finish it when you got out of the hotel

MGS3 is on my log?

If it is, it's pretty far back there.

Like, 20 games back.

Probably more.

[Russ]

STD's are a single man's revenge on the one that got away.

[Corey]

How do people even get viruses, seriously?

Since I've gotten my own computer (and some knowledge form you guys a few years back) I haven't gotten one that I can remember. It's goddamn facebook.

[Synthetik]

I let Brandi use my computer for like 3 hours while I take a nap and I have some goddamn virus on here. Women.

Next thing you know your mouse is going to have all these little bumps on it and it's going to sting when you transfer files.

[Raype]

I think I'm going to go do some more side missions. And I refuse to abide by the "New zodiac". I'll always say I'm a Leo and not a Cancer :Len: Later

You don't have to. Seems that only applies to the eastern hemisphere.

I get to remain an astrology pervert who's awesome in the sack who is known for being a jackass. SCORE.

Oh on that note however, the girl I got it from was actually a girl who was raped and got it. I was her consensual first and she was actually a really nice girl.

There's only two ways this can end.

Either she rolls over and cries when you're done.

Or she rolls over depressed and states that he was better. And bigger.

[Inferno.]

Next thing you know your mouse is going to have all these little bumps on it and it's going to sting when you transfer files.