Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
I would, if I hadn't acquired one of those fancy, living garbage disposal creatures. I hear some people call it a "boyfriend." It eats everything, I tell you. And half of the time it leaves the empty container behind.

Milady walks into kitchen, sees a box of something delicious and happily picks it up to have a snack. Then she realizes the box is empty, and rages.
Oh, I cry AND scream.