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    Quote Originally Posted by 澄まし屋 View Post
    wat
    Fudge packing: Anal sex.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    The best part was that she was on her period but he still ate her out. So her menstrual blood was all over that hobo beard he has. And she just kept screaming "Ryan, Ryan" over and over. It was awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Nah, I'm not really going to. I can't even draw anyways. But I know someone who can...

    PRUDE! RULE 34 ON COLDPLAY. DO IT.
    what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Fudge packing: Anal sex.
    OH POOP! NO DUH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Dragon Age didn't end with someone being blatantly lost from SoTC. I guess Sony had some leftover designs lying about.

    You'll fit right in with the assassin's guild.

    It works well when I'm going for a "holy shit, what?" effect when invading other players. I like to wear unusual armor, occasionally cast an invisibility spell and drag a hilariously oversized weapon around to complete the ensemble.

    The Northern Regalia is good if you aren't completely opposed to 2H weapons. It's surprisingly fast especially when used 2 handed, and it's exceptionally powerful. Who needs defense when you send enemies flying? Aside from that, I've been quite fond of my upgraded falchion collection and either the moonlight sword or the smaller version of it (since they weight almost nothing, they're extremely fast, they ignore defense, and they're essentially magic lightsabers). The King's Field reference just sweetens the deal.
    I love assassins' guilds. Except now they remind me of a certain Antivan sex addict.

    I wonder how many things still have that affect. I would assume that the game has been around long enough for most of the experienced player to have seen all there is to see at this point. If I get around to invading people, I'll probably lament the fact that I didn't start earlier, and I'll probably run into a ton of people who are dramatically more skilled than I am. It's so annoying to begin feeling confident about a game until you start playing online.

    I don't particularly mind two handed weapons, but they usually just don't fit in with my usual preferences for playing style. Generally, I'll take light and fast over heavy and powerful any day. Demon's Souls, however, seems to be an ideal example of a game that occasionally requires compromise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    The best part was that she was on her period but he still ate her out. So her menstrual blood was all over that hobo beard he has. And she just kept screaming "Ryan, Ryan" over and over. It was awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 澄まし屋 View Post
    With chocolate?
    There's a sale at the Big & Dumb store. GO GO GO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Fudge packing: Anal sex.

    The best part was that she was on her period but he still ate her out. So her menstrual blood was all over that hobo beard he has. And she just kept screaming "Ryan, Ryan" over and over. It was awesome.
    The old rainbow kiss eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by 澄まし屋 View Post
    what?
    DRAW GAY PORN OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BAND COLDPLAY, DAMMIT.


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    Gosh why is everyone gay, I just don't know what's going on.

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    So... close to losing that one. But I managed to pull through somehow

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    I think I'm addicted to the Command Board

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    Quote Originally Posted by 澄まし屋 View Post
    OH POOP! NO DUH!


    I'll show you later. I'm already lubing up my buttplug.

    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    I love assassins' guilds. Except now they remind me of a certain Antivan sex addict.

    I wonder how many things still have that affect. I would assume that the game has been around long enough for most of the experienced player to have seen all there is to see at this point. If I get around to invading people, I'll probably lament the fact that I didn't start earlier, and I'll probably run into a ton of people who are dramatically more skilled than I am. It's so annoying to begin feeling confident about a game until you start playing online.

    I don't particularly mind two handed weapons, but they usually just don't fit in with my usual preferences for playing style. Generally, I'll take light and fast over heavy and powerful any day. Demon's Souls, however, seems to be an ideal example of a game that occasionally requires compromise.
    Bethesda should get out of the videogame business and just start writing novels. I'd buy it.

    Don't know, I haven't touched in it a while and I've milked the bulk of the fun out. But I'm sure there's plenty of late adopters around who waited for a price drop. Once a game hits half price or goes on sale, there's always a good influx to the online modes.

    Not really, you can use magic to cover a lot of the bases you'd use 2H weapons for. I just find them fun. Plus there's something strangely pleasing about watching your character wail on enemies with a sword that's almost his size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 澄まし屋 View Post
    Gosh why is everyone gay, I just don't know what's going on.
    Well you see, we've all been here for so long that we start to have certain... cravings. Cravings that normally would be sated by other means, but after a certain amount of time with no female contact you start to become... desperate. So desperate in fact that you may just convince yourself that sex with another man is acceptable.

    Before you know it everyone is wearing dresses and wigs and dancing suggestively to Milkshake by Kelis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Yeah, we have like 3. And about 2 or 3 dans. A couple johns. Only one of me though. I'm special.

    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    The old rainbow kiss eh?


    DRAW GAY PORN OF THE MEMBERS OF THE BAND COLDPLAY, DAMMIT.

    The kind of rainbow you might find in a current gen FPS. It's all brown and red. Like your toilet bowl after a really bad chili cookoff.

    Quote Originally Posted by 澄まし屋 View Post
    Gosh why is everyone gay, I just don't know what's going on.
    I was lonely, and you weren't here. So I went gay. And since everyone's gay for me it just kind of devolved from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    Well you see, we've all been here for so long that we start to have certain... cravings. Cravings that normally would be sated by other means, but after a certain amount of time with no female contact you start to become... desperate. So desperate in fact that you may just convince yourself that sex with another man is acceptable.

    Before you know it everyone is wearing dresses and wigs and dancing suggestively to Milkshake by Kelis.

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    HEY YOU CANDIANDS.
    DO YOU LIEK.....CLAMATO JUSICE? OuO

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