The Hang Out: your post count is going backwards!

[Prude]

Congrats.

Welllll not yet, I haven't gotten the job quite yet~

[Synthetik]

You bastard.

Hey, I didn't make the rules.

Welllll not yet, I haven't gotten the job quite yet~

You did. I'm psychic.

[Sprung]

Welllll a lot of chocolate places tend to be super fancy so I was very nervous

wooooooooooosh

[Milady]

wooooooooooosh

Are you surprised?

[Raype]

No fun. I feel like I'm playing Dragon Age all over again.

But then what will I do with all my stuff? And you're going to pay me with more stuff. Then I'm going to kill you and get more stuff.

A horribly ugly hat. I've been satisfied with my Kris Blade and the Ring of Magical Sharpness, but I suppose a stupid hat might come in handy when the enemies decide to start getting more difficult. Hm.

I haven't touched it yet, but I have it. Eventually I'll get around to choosing a better melee weapon from my huge stockpile.

Dragon Age didn't end with someone being blatantly lost from SoTC. I guess Sony had some leftover designs lying about.

You'll fit right in with the assassin's guild.

It works well when I'm going for a "holy shit, what?" effect when invading other players. I like to wear unusual armor, occasionally cast an invisibility spell and drag a hilariously oversized weapon around to complete the ensemble.

The Northern Regalia is good if you aren't completely opposed to 2H weapons. It's surprisingly fast especially when used 2 handed, and it's exceptionally powerful. Who needs defense when you send enemies flying? Aside from that, I've been quite fond of my upgraded falchion collection and either the moonlight sword or the smaller version of it (since they weight almost nothing, they're extremely fast, they ignore defense, and they're essentially magic lightsabers). The King's Field reference just sweetens the deal.

OH MY GODDDDDDD I think I got the job! He has a couple more interviews but it really sounded like I got it!
THIS IS HEAVEN
And it's cool because everyone that works there has piercings and crazy hair, I'll fit right in! He made it clear to me that it's a 'relaxed' environment and that they like to listen to their own music~
THIS IS FANTASTIC I can dye my hair platinum and then red~~~
But no piercings. My parents wouldn't pay for anything if I did that
Well and besides, I'm not really a fan of the whole piercing and tattoo business.

Congrats. Shall we celebrate? Say, my place in 5 minutes?

Rule 35.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

*grabs sketchpad*

I'll have to see this.

[Drageuth]

They pack fudge. How much more relaxed can it get?

[Sprung]

Are you surprised?

Not really, but I laugh every time

[Synthetik]

I'll have to see this.

Nah, I'm not really going to. I can't even draw anyways. But I know someone who can...

PRUDE! RULE 34 ON COLDPLAY. DO IT.

[Raype]

I like The Tragically Hip's live stuff.

I have heard good things about their live shows.

But I've not been to one. Nor do I have any bootlegs. They've got good tracks, but I could never see myself listening to more than a song or two before wanting to give my brain a couple airholes with a .45. And yet they're probably one of the more longstanding and popular groups in this country.

Perplexing.

[Raype]

I'm still in the process of teaching her about all the forms of sexual innuendo.

It's just that she keeps thinking about sexual nintendo.

Then she starts playing with her wii naked.

I watch, of course.

Thank you for inventing DDR, japan.

But that's beside the point.

The point was...

something about sex?

[Sprung]

Then she starts playing with her wii naked.

I'm not sure that's a visual I needed.

[Raype]

I'm not sure that's a visual I needed.

Remember that time Strongbad fucked your daughter doggy style on your kitchen table?

I know I do.

[Sprung]

Remember that time Strongbad fucked your daughter doggy style on your kitchen table?

I know I do.

[Prude]

wooooooooooosh

wat

[Sprung]

wat

Yep.