The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Tassadar]

[Mistral]

Is...is ed drunk?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

He's drunk on LOVE! And possibly vodka chasers.

[Raype]

Good to see things haven't changed too much since then.

Or even...crawling back out.

Ah, yeah. The basic cable networks usually play all the classic horror movies around Halloween each year too, but aside from that and the mandatory Christmas movies it's rare to find anything more than a decade old.

Things never change. Ever. Sprung just gets older and I get gradually less funny.

Reminds me. This year needed more A Christmas Story.

I am saddened.

Collateral damage.

Your first thought is Arnold in the shower. Also interesting...

[Colamisu]

Ah, yeah. The basic cable networks usually play all the classic horror movies around Halloween each year too, but aside from that and the mandatory Christmas movies it's rare to find anything more than a decade old.

Needs more Turner Classic Movies. Also, Elvira's Movie Macabre is back on TV now. With new episodes. So you can get your terrible horror movie fix if you find out what channel it's playing on there.

[Synthetik]

Well, the three I listed all populate the On Demand list with a bunch of stuff. In addition, there's TBS, TNT, TMC, etc. Didn't bother mentioning them since they're usually included in basic cable. Most of the non-free movies I've seen on the On Demand thing are ~$1.99 for a week long "rental." Then there's also the DVR that can be programmed to record shows every time they're on or whatever. Unfortunately, the HDD in the thing is tiny and mummy dearest already sets it to record 24, American Idol, and Dancing with the Stars. So basically, no one else gets to record anything.

WHAT! It's like $4.99 for a 24 hour rental over here! That's some bullshit. Yeah, we have a subscription for Starz here, they play some alright stuff but it's usually the same 10 movies over and over again for like 2 months straight. And to be fair it has been awhile since I've checked it out, there probably is more free content on there nowadays. Ah, I miss having DVR. That problem occurs in every household I've ever been to that has a DVR.

"Who the fuck deleted Planet Earth!?"

"I needed to make room for Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, stfu."

"That show sucks, fuck you!"

"No, fuck you and Planet Earth, shit's gay."

*physical fight ensues*

[Sprung]

So, Verizon is releasing the CDMA iPhone 4 on the 17th. I was waiting for this, and was told it wasn't going to happen, so 4 weeks ago I chose another phone.

This would really piss me off if I weren't so happy with my android phone.

Still, kinda shitty.

[Raype]

Wait, it's back. This is simultaneously horrible and wonderful news.

He's drunk on LOVE! And possibly vodka chasers.

I wonder if he takes his love on the rocks.

[Sprung]

Your first thought is Arnold in the shower. Also interesting...

wat

[Raype]

WHAT! It's like $4.99 for a 24 hour rental over here! That's some bullshit. Yeah, we have a subscription for Starz here, they play some alright stuff but it's usually the same 10 movies over and over again for like 2 months straight. And to be fair it has been awhile since I've checked it out, there probably is more free content on there nowadays. Ah, I miss having DVR. That problem occurs in every household I've ever been to that has a DVR.

"Who the fuck deleted Planet Earth!?"

"I needed to make room for Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, stfu."

"That show sucks, fuck you!"

"No, fuck you and Planet Earth, shit's gay."

*physical fight ensues*

5.99 or 4.99 depending on how recent.

CANADA!

And now you just reminded me of "that show sucks". Wonderful. I'll be picturing cola and his mom in a new light for a while. Thanks for that.

[Raype]

wat

Collateral Damage.

It's a movie.

Look it up.

[Sprung]

Collateral Damage.

It's a movie.

Look it up.

After what you said, I don't think I want to

[Dr Mario]

I wonder if he takes his love on the rocks.

Gotta admit, I misread that one horribly.

[Raype]

After what you said, I don't think I want to

There's a small boy involved.

I'm sure a pedophile like you would LOVE it.

[Raype]

Gotta admit, I misread that one horribly.

I go for a generally poor pun and you have to go make things all filthy and wrong.

Typical EP.

[Synthetik]

*

I forgot about that.

Things never change. Ever. Sprung just gets older and I get gradually less funny.

Reminds me. This year needed more A Christmas Story.

I am saddened.

Good. Change is frightening and I am threatened by it.

Seriously? TBS has that shit on loop for 24 hours straight on Christmas Day. It's like...tradition.

At least they used to. THEY BETTER NOT HAVE STOPPED.

Needs more Turner Classic Movies. Also, Elvira's Movie Macabre is back on TV now. With new episodes. So you can get your terrible horror movie fix if you find out what channel it's playing on there.

TCM is the only exception. Nothing like watching some old ass movies at 4 in the morning.

No way. I would imagine it would be on SciFi or something. I must investigate this.