The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Zaladane]

What up niglets?

[Evans]

lol exopc

ipad, now with MS bugs and USB ports

[Synthetik]

Ah.

I didn't say stop.

*throws nickel*

It will take at least a dime for me to continue.

At least.

When you go red, you're definitely on the awesome end of the spectrum.

QFT.

[Evans]

Dear Ivolt,

I feel your pain. Or rather, your illness. Or something.

I may have to kill something after reading all this nonsense. And, being female, I'm supposed to like cute things and such.

Murder-suicide pact.

[Evans]

It will take at least a dime for me to continue.

At least.

QFT.

No.

Haha, PMS.

[Raype]

OH RAY LOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY
Hate to tell you but I've broken out all over my face.
Don't call me cute it's embarassing stooooooooooooop STOP
That would be amazing.

But it's true. I even made diagrams. See, this is me, you, and a garden hose. And this is the one where I use the soda can. Oh, I like this. It's where I do you while we bungee jump with a butt plug inserted into your ass.

Oh, is that why you're avoiding me? I wouldn't worry, I've seen you suffering worse. You're far too attractive for a few little bumps to render you unpleasant to the eye.

Fine, I won't talk about how extremely cute you are, nor how I fall asleep every night thinking of your face and how I would sever my own arm just to touch it once.

I can make it happen. Just tell me when. I've got the outfit and everything. And handcuffs too.

[Prude]

DO NOT let me forget about the pizza

[Prude]

Dear Ivolt,

I feel your pain. Or rather, your illness. Or something.

I may have to kill something after reading all this nonsense. And, being female, I'm supposed to like cute things and such.

[Ivolt]

....

So.

The Unlimited Blades Works movie was translated like 3 months ago.

I...

Son of a bitch.

[Evans]

But it's true. I even made diagrams. See, this is me, you, and a garden hose. And this is the one where I use the soda can. Oh, I like this. It's where I do you while we bungee jump with a butt plug inserted into your ass.

Oh, is that why you're avoiding me? I wouldn't worry, I've seen you suffering worse. You're far too attractive for a few little bumps to render you unpleasant to the eye.

Fine, I won't talk about how extremely cute you are, nor how I fall asleep every night thinking of your face and how I would sever my own arm just to touch it once.

I can make it happen. Just tell me when. I've got the outfit and everything. And handcuffs too.

I'm not gay enough for this shit. Or perhaps too much.

bai~

/foods and FF12

[Prude]

But it's true. I even made diagrams. See, this is me, you, and a garden hose. And this is the one where I use the soda can. Oh, I like this. It's where I do you while we bungee jump with a butt plug inserted into your ass.

Oh, is that why you're avoiding me? I wouldn't worry, I've seen you suffering worse. You're far too attractive for a few little bumps to render you unpleasant to the eye.

Fine, I won't talk about how extremely cute you are, nor how I fall asleep every night thinking of your face and how I would sever my own arm just to touch it once.

I can make it happen. Just tell me when. I've got the outfit and everything. And handcuffs too.

OH GOD KILL ME NOW I WANT TO DIE

[Prude]

/leaves

[Raype]

Dear Ivolt,

I feel your pain. Or rather, your illness. Or something.

I may have to kill something after reading all this nonsense. And, being female, I'm supposed to like cute things and such.

I apologize immensely.

We will take it to PMs.

I promise.

Please carry on without me.

I'll drop in to make a couple comments about stupid shit later.

As always.

[Evans]

OH GOD KILL ME NOW I WANT TO DIE

Oh, Milady, I got something of a gift for you~

/gone for real

[Raype]

....

So.

The Unlimited Blades Works movie was translated like 3 months ago.

I...

Son of a bitch.

I told you about this while we were playing blazblue.

It seemed an appropriate time. Partially because of unlimited blades, and partially because the storylines are strangely similar.

I guess you just forgot about it.