The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Cosmic]

Was that really such a terrible plan?
I can die part of it now, by the way.

Not if you want to look like a cotton candy.

[Raype]

You probably will. To get in the pants of course.

She already invited me over for some hot sex.

It took me a while to explain that I do not, in fact, live down the road from her.

Of course, then she immediately invited me again.

She's funny when she's drunk.

Yes, many times.
AND SO HAVE YOU DEAR KAPPA
Oh...right...
I just want monies. WHERE IS SHE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LEAVING

Why yes, I have. I know I have. I will admit to this. But I don't front as much as you do, my dear.

I have monies, but I am lonely. Keep me company and I will give you monies. I pay monies by the hour.

You'd slip once they started talking.

I would, anyway.

Her mom is a guidette from "joisey", her dad is a kiwi. Honestly I'll have my hands full trying to keep my uncontrollable laughter from bursting out.

Fortunately, I was fully versed in magical glasses and special panties.

[Prude]

This is why my gf's parents didn't kill me when she skipped school and came to my apartment.

I swear, all they care about is money. OH YOU'RE RICH? OH THAT'S FINE WE'LL SEE YOU AFTER EUROPE ^__^

[Prude]

Not if you want to look like a cotton candy.

Well my skin tone is okay for it, right? It's like, so white now. I'm so proud.
Crap I'm fat nevermind

[Evans]

Her mom is a guidette from "joisey", her dad is a kiwi. Honestly I'll have my hands full trying to keep my uncontrollable laughter from bursting out.

Fortunately, I was fully versed in magical glasses and special panties.

Bahahahahhahahahahahahahha. I'd die.

[Prude]

Pink with black streaks or vice versa.

Go go go!

Oh my god.
Black with thick pink strips.
Maybe I can pull this off without looking completely white trash.

[Prude]

She already invited me over for some hot sex.

It took me a while to explain that I do not, in fact, live down the road from her.

Of course, then she immediately invited me again.

She's funny when she's drunk.



Why yes, I have. I know I have. I will admit to this. But I don't front as much as you do, my dear.

I have monies, but I am lonely. Keep me company and I will give you monies. I pay monies by the hour.



Her mom is a guidette from "joisey", her dad is a kiwi. Honestly I'll have my hands full trying to keep my uncontrollable laughter from bursting out.

Fortunately, I was fully versed in magical glasses and special panties.

SHE JUST HAS AN ACCENT She is so not like that.
YOU ARE SO RUDE

[Evans]

Oh my god.
Black with thick pink strips.
Maybe I can pull this off without looking completely white trash.

With a nice black tight-as-fuck t-shirt with some plaided black and gray skirt, you could pull off a great emo/goth, too.

[Ivolt]

No.

No you can't.

Seriously, it's a terrible idea, and you shouldn't do it.

DON'T GO DOWN THAT DARK PATH, STAY IN THE LIGHT~

[Evans]

SHE JUST HAS AN ACCENT She is so not like that.
YOU ARE SO RUDE

Is she orange?

[Prude]

She already invited me over for some hot sex.

It took me a while to explain that I do not, in fact, live down the road from her.

Of course, then she immediately invited me again.

She's funny when she's drunk.



Why yes, I have. I know I have. I will admit to this. But I don't front as much as you do, my dear.

I have monies, but I am lonely. Keep me company and I will give you monies. I pay monies by the hour.



Her mom is a guidette from "joisey", her dad is a kiwi. Honestly I'll have my hands full trying to keep my uncontrollable laughter from bursting out.

Fortunately, I was fully versed in magical glasses and special panties.

I want money pwease :3
Buy me crystal defenders and tetrisssss

[Cosmic]

Well my skin tone is okay for it, right? It's like, so white now. I'm so proud.
Crap I'm fat nevermind

[Evans]

LOOL

[Raype]

See, it will be a disaster. In fact, you'll have to change your name. Possibly even change your entire appearance. Maybe your entire life.
Hey, as long as your rich THEY WILL LOVE YOU

I'd be alright with that. My appearance is pretty easy to change. And as far as my name, I'm not especially fond of it. My middle names can certainly go, the last name I'd be more than happy to be rid of, and while I'm somewhat attached to the first name, I'm sure we can find a reasonable substitute.

Can I just PRETEND to be rich? I'm kind of between jobs right now and getting out of that situation is a massive bitch, as I'm sure the unemployed readers are well aware. I'm waiting to hear back from a thing or two, but I have doubts I'll hear much, and if I do it won't be any time soon. :\

LOL For someone chiding religious people you are sure one to 'know' everything about them.

Yes, I am I am I know.
Well, it's out of habit really.
No, I hated church when I was little.

Well, yeah. I abhor ignorance in all its forms. I'm not against religion because I don't understand it. I'm against religion because I know plenty about it.

Then why continue the lie? Come on over baby. We have everything you could desire. /mouthpiece of satan

[Prude]

With a nice black tight-as-fuck t-shirt with some plaided black and gray skirt, you could pull off a great emo/goth, too.

Oh dude. I already have the french school girl bangs.