The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Evans]

YES I DO You're just jealous because you don't know anything
Dungeons and Dragons

The only good thing about D&D is that Vin Diesel played it.

[Milady]

That accursed PWT making things easy.

That too.

[Prude]

The hell happened to you in Indiana?

You used to be constantly on my case about my avoidance of marriage and my general negativity regarding children. Now you're all EW, GROSS.

....

Did sprung touch you? Show me on this doll where the bad man touched you.



Your time will come Danny. Your time will come. And when it does, I'll be right there to laugh at you.

I went to my sisters house.
That ruined everything for me. EVERYTHING Screaming children everywhere.
She went to the bathroom. THE BATHROOM! And all hell broke loose. The two year old was so enraged that he picked up a box of glass ornaments and threw them across the room. It was insane. He throws everything on the floor and screams all the time. He's very cute though, but still.
We have to get out the duck tape just to change his diaper.
NO MARRIAGE=NO KIDS=HAPPY PRUDE but I'd like to spend your money~

Aww, look at that. She defeated her own argument and I didn't even have to do anything

lolz. But I don't like them.

[Cosmic]

Prude is totally drowning in her own lie.

She keeps talking about how she has this awesome taste in music.

She knows nothing.

She also has never played D&D.

How sad.

She does have awesome taste in music. Even if she does disappoint me by not liking The Cars.

Fun fact: I will introduce her to new music, she will claim to hate it and then she'll rave about the same band months later.

[Ivolt]

YES I DO You're just jealous because you don't know anything
Dungeons and Dragons

I played Dungeons and Dragons 3rd edition once.

It didn't end well.

This dude I'm downloading from must be absolutely pissed. He's at 99.9% and there are no seeders.

Cool story bro.

Also, prepare yourself. You're gonna be singing.

BECAUSE.

[Prude]

The only good thing about D&D is that Vin Diesel played it.

Does he have a picture as proof?

[Corey]

NO MARRIAGE=NO KIDS

Where did you hear that nonsense?

[Prude]

She does have awesome taste in music. Even if she does disappoint me by not liking The Cars.

Fun fact: I will introduce her to new music, she will claim to hate it and then she'll rave about the same band months later.

Oh crap...

[Prude]

Where did you hear that nonsense?

Oh well, you only get married to...
Oops I'm mormon sorry.

[Colamisu]

Also, prepare yourself. You're gonna be singing.

BECAUSE.

Oh no, time to find a song and warm up.

[Cosmic]

Oh crap...

"NO COSMIC I HATE MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK EWW WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE I HATE HIS VOICE"

*attempts to send me the same album two months later*

[Prude]

WAIT.
Evans is balding? :c

[Prude]

"NO COSMIC I HATE MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK EWW WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE I HATE HIS VOICE"

*attempts to send me the same album two months later*

Which one?! I don't even like them!
No no that was dashboard

[Ivolt]

Where did you hear that nonsense?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT COREY.

CHILDREN ONLY COME FROM LOVING FAMILIES OF HETEROSEXUAL COUPLES THAT ARE MARRIED AND LIVING GOOD (PREFERABLY CHRISTIAN) VALUES.

IN FACT, ANYTHING ELSE IS A SIN AND UNTRUE, AND GOD SMITES THOSE WHO SIN. AND THEN LEAVES THE BASTARD CHILDREN ALONE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE, AS A LESSON.

DON'T FUCK WITH GOD BRO, HE'LL KILL YOUR PARENTS.

PS CHOCOLATE, WINE, COFFEE AND FUN ARE GATEWAYS TO THE DEVIL, STOP HAVING/DOING THEM

[Evans]

Does he have a picture as proof?

Fuck if I know, but he said so on O'Brien's a few years ago.

He's good looking, so you know it's not a lie.