The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Sprung]

Don't really care whether you're ignorant or just playing around.

Pfft. I'd stopped growing already

[Drageuth]

When I was 16 or so, I had an ulcer, or so they said. The doc put me on 500mg Tagamets 3 times a day.

Shit made it worse because it completely shut down my stomach. The food just sat in there and festered.

I had to take Losec twice a day (once with breakfast and once with dinner), although I don't remember the dosage. Shit worked miracles. I used to wake up in the middle of the night with searing pain. It was even worse when they couldn't give me anything because I was going to get a test done the next day, and I wasn't allowed to eat anything 12 hours beforehand. Which, apparently, included antacids. Motherfuckers.

I spent most of that night pacing my room and cursing, and having the guys on the monitors constantly coming in to make sure I was okay. And I realized just now that this is probably the weirdest post for you guys to read, because it only makes sense if you know where I was at 16.

[Sprung]

I don't get heartburn.

It runs in my family.

All of my siblings have weak stomachs.

I have an iron one.

I have gotten heartburn ONCE in my life.

And considering my diet at the time, it wasn't too shocking that I would have gotten that.

Enjoy your heartburn, people.

I'll go enjoy some spicy food.

I never said I didn't eat spicy food.

[Inferno.]

Worst part of mine is that my Dad had Crohn's Disease and a myriad of other stomach problems that eventually killed him.

...so basically, a peek into my future.

Bowel cancer on both sides of my grandparents here.

[Evans]

Pfft. I'd stopped growing already

[Inferno.]

I had to take Losec twice a day (once with breakfast and once with dinner), although I don't remember the dosage. Shit worked miracles. I used to wake up in the middle of the night with searing pain. It was even worse when they couldn't give me anything because I was going to get a test done the next day, and I wasn't allowed to eat anything 12 hours beforehand. Which, apparently, included antacids. Motherfuckers.

I spent most of that night pacing my room and cursing, and having the guys on the monitors constantly coming in to make sure I was okay. And I realized just now that this is probably the weirdest post for you guys to read, because it only makes sense if you know where I was at 16.

Evans' basement?

[Sprung]

I had to take Losec twice a day (once with breakfast and once with dinner), although I don't remember the dosage. Shit worked miracles. I used to wake up in the middle of the night with searing pain. It was even worse when they couldn't give me anything because I was going to get a test done the next day, and I wasn't allowed to eat anything 12 hours beforehand. Which, apparently, included antacids. Motherfuckers.

I spent most of that night pacing my room and cursing, and having the guys on the monitors constantly coming in to make sure I was okay. And I realized just now that this is probably the weirdest post for you guys to read, because it only makes sense if you know where I was at 16.

DISORDERLIES!

[Drageuth]

You and Drageuth both have me quite concerned now.

I actually seriously would go to the doctor and get it checked out. I thought it was just heartburn, but I had an ulcer in my bulbus duodeni, or whatever the fuck it's called. Took Losec for it for a few months, and I was fine after that. I still get heartburn every once and a while, but it's nothing that a normal person doesn't get.

[Tanthias]

Yes? There was not a single question in that quotation. What are you talking about Tan?!

Maybe.

[Prude]

I'm a liar it's all lies I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM

[Drageuth]

DISORDERLIES!

I like the ones with the soft hands.

[Sprung]

Time for bed

[Seraphis Cain]

Heh, just noticed that I'm a mod only for F4A and "Gamer Goodies", which doesn't even exist anymore. *lol*

But hey, I can change the title of the Hangout. That's pretty much the best part of being a mod anyway.

[Inferno.]

Time for bed

[Milady]

I actually seriously would go to the doctor and get it checked out. I thought it was just heartburn, but I had an ulcer in my bulbus duodeni, or whatever the fuck it's called. Took Losec for it for a few months, and I was fine after that. I still get heartburn every once and a while, but it's nothing that a normal person doesn't get.

I don't get heartburn, ever. Stupid normal people.

Maybe.

And you want me to trust you with my life whilst hordes of zombies are about?