Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
My dad lives here too.
And yet you never bring him up.

Oedipus much?

Quote Originally Posted by Prude View Post
I'm only like 50 pounds overweight. I'm almost obese but not quite.
She carries it well though.

Her cushion is in all the right places to improve the pushin'.

Also, those cheeks.

Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
For most people, "gaydar" is a metaphor.

Ray actually has one. I saw him along the highway.
It's kind of pointless on the highway though. Normally you can spot a gay mobile a mile away. They often look like Ivolt's room threw up on elton john.