The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Evans]

I'd prefer to have some sort of communication if I we're playing something like RE5. That way if I blow Tan up with my rocket launcher, or fail to heal him in time, I can at least apologize.

Sorry, but laughing is not tantamount to apologizing.

Feels good, though. Much better, in fact.

[Tanthias]

Maybe. I've actually only blown my AI partner up once, and I was totally trying to save her I swear.

"How dare you get low health!? *fires rocket*

....

I meant to heal! Not really..."?

[Raype]

Well at least I have a cell phone.
What? I left it at my house. It's not like I can just take it on the plane with me wherever I go.
I'M NOT ALL SETTLED IN LIKE YOU GUYS

I'm settled in?

It's like you don't even know me, man.

Player coordination.

EP.

*tilts*

Word. The closest we get to coordinated is when we're up against insurmountable odds and we have no other choice (See: Baldur's gate II's watcher's keep) or when we've spent so much time together we get used to each other's patterns (see: RE5, Uncharted 2). Everything else is uncoordinated as fuck.

I don't have Ivolt nor Ray added. I get the impression they wouldn't want me on their friends lists.

We're still waiting for you to re-sell your PS3.

Bad idea, as it's sort of like that one scene in Pitch Black where the dumbass runs off by himself, wrecking the lighting rig in the process.

Or when that stupid bitch looks up.

Stupid bitch.

[Sprung]

I'm only like 50 pounds overweight. I'm almost obese but not quite.

[Milady]

It's ok

Ok

No USB keyboard or something? (Though I just use the on-screen one myself in text )

This is EP, so yes, but not all that much

What's that suspicious whistling all about?

Nope. I have two laptops, who needs a keyboard?

Subtle villains always get away with more. Malevolent smirks can be menacing and scary, but laughing cruelly at absolutely everything is likely to get you locked up somewhere.

[Evans]

I live here with 3 dudes, bit at the same time I have a girlfriend. What the hell am I? A cheating multiple gaylord?

Meh. As long as you do your overlording in the nude.

[Inferno.]

Ray: Third time lucky and all that jazz.

[MasterOfGravity]

Meh. As long as you do your overlording in the nude.

Nude it is then. Popularity, here I come!

[Drageuth]

I live here with 3 dudes, bit at the same time I have a girlfriend. What the hell am I? A cheating multiple gaylord?

Makes you a pimp, sir.

[Milady]

"How dare you get low health!? *fires rocket*

....

I meant to heal! Not really..."?

I NEED....HEEEELP!

What? Green rockets don't work as well as green herbs? My b.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP RUNNING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP WHEN WE'RE SURROUNDED BY ENEMIES, EVEN IF I'M PUSHING THE COMMAND BUTTON LIKE EVERY SECOND.

[Tanthias]

What's that suspicious whistling all about?

Nope. I have two laptops, who needs a keyboard?

Subtle villains always get away with more. Malevolent smirks can be menacing and scary, but laughing cruelly at absolutely everything is likely to get you locked up somewhere.

I'm sure you see by now

Well, maybe in real life, but not here. People probably wouldn't even notice here

[Prude]

[Tanthias]

I NEED....HEEEELP!

What? Green rockets don't work as well as green herbs? My b.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP RUNNING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP WHEN WE'RE SURROUNDED BY ENEMIES, EVEN IF I'M PUSHING THE COMMAND BUTTON LIKE EVERY SECOND.

No, but I hear red and green do.

Wait, really? She never did that with me

[Drageuth]

I'm trying to decide what game to play after hockey is over. Maybe I should check out some downloadable games...?

[Sprung]

Looks a bit more than 50 pounds, ma'am.