The Steve-Out: The Brown Bunny is my movie of the year.

[Milady]

I have copied that from the posting page. I saw no avatars, only text. I guess I saw the Mi and assumed it was ed. Oh how wrong I was...

I make a special exception for prude. She wants me inside her so bad she sometimes takes unusual routes to get those results.

I don't think Elin even has one, though I may have made a mistake in my adblocking spree. Amusingly enough, Gare's is not one of the images I blocking for having annoying cleavage everywhere. In any case, I simply felt the need to mention girly avatars and their potential for causing bad things to happen. Or something.

No wonder she's vomiting everywhere.

[Fer!]

Mexico has lots of interesting wildlife. Like toucans. And iguanas. And Corey! <3

Iguanas are pretty common in our area, since it's basically a desert-like area.

Plus, years ago bears, cougars and other animals used to roam around my school, it doesn't help that we're in a goddamned mountain.

[Elin]

I tease my boyfriend when he's afraid of an unseen animal if we're outside at night. Silly UK with its distinct lack of interesting wildlife.

Did you hear that sound? It could be a cougar! Or a bear! Or a cougar strapped to the top of a bear!

Kind of relieved that I'm going somewhere cold in Japan. We Brits certainly aren't equipped for nature's scaries the way people from warmer countries are.

[Fer!]

YOU HOLD US IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND NOW, MORTAL, BUT SOON WE WILL RETURN AND BITE OFF THAT VERY SAME HAND.

NOW HAND OVER THAT TINY LETTUCE LEAF HUMAN, SERVE YOUR MASTERS.

*tiny nom

HAHAHA, YOU'LL BLEED LIKE THIS TOMATO SLICE ONE DAY, WEAK CREATURE.

[Fer!]

Did you hear that sound? It could be a cougar! Or a bear! Or a cougar strapped to the top of a bear!

Bear cavalry with shotguns.

[Milady]

Iguanas are pretty common in our area, since it's basically a desert-like area.

Plus, years ago bears, cougars and other animals used to roam around my school, it doesn't help that we're in a goddamned mountain.

I'm kind of glad we don't have cougars, though they're still reported every now and then in the mountains here. They're lovely animals, but it's much easier to stumble upon a bear and live than it is to stumble upon a giant cat.

[Fer!]

No wonder she's vomiting everywhere.

Uh oh.

Spit it out, are we gonna have a little Ray, Ray?

[Milady]

Did you hear that sound? It could be a cougar! Or a bear! Or a cougar strapped to the top of a bear!

Kind of relieved that I'm going somewhere cold in Japan. We Brits certainly aren't equipped for nature's scaries the way people from warmer countries are.

There was a raccoon that used to scare him every now and then. And he's petrified of the skunk that we used to see about frequently. And I'm pretty sure he's fed our snake maybe twice in the couple of years that we've had him.

We did see a bear together once, but we were in a car, or else he might have died from the sight.

NOW HAND OVER THAT TINY LETTUCE LEAF HUMAN, SERVE YOUR MASTERS.

*tiny nom

HAHAHA, YOU'LL BLEED LIKE THIS TOMATO SLICE ONE DAY, WEAK CREATURE.

[Elin]

I don't mind being mistaken for one of the loveliest people ever.

It's funny reading your posts, now that I've watched the X-men vids. You've a voice of your own now, rather than the generic "me" mental voice that reads things for me in my brain. Okay, so there's no way to explain this without sounding silly and/or creepy.

I was going to say the same. Want to trade?

God, you actually watched them? Sorry~! And my voice is a bit of a mismatch with my personality. Especially to foreign people, apparently, since everyone here seems to think I sound super-manly.

[Fer!]

I'm kind of glad we don't have cougars, though they're still reported every now and then in the mountains here. They're lovely animals, but it's much easier to stumble upon a bear and live than it is to stumble upon a giant cat.

Once I went to the photography lab building (in my first year, no less!) which is in the far and more mountain side of the school, used the bathroom, looked through the window and noticed a damned Cougar was looking at me from a little hill outside.

The window was huge enough to let the thing jump through it, so I just walked slowly and closed the door.

Scary stuff right there, I was afraid to go to that building after that.

[Raype]

I don't think Elin even has one, though I may have made a mistake in my adblocking spree. Amusingly enough, Gare's is not one of the images I blocking for having annoying cleavage everywhere. In any case, I simply felt the need to mention girly avatars and their potential for causing bad things to happen. Or something.

No wonder she's vomiting everywhere.

He doesn't. And the only bad thing that could happen occurs due to someone walking by and seeing my screen. And to be blunt, they've seen much worse come across my screen. THANKS A LOT PRUDE.

I'm far too hairy for proper consumption. She should've bitten elsewhere.

Milari? Wait, that sounds too much like a disease.

It's Malaria's older sister. She's more mature and a lot more competent. But she's secretly a procrastinator and a bit of a klutz. She's dating Ebola.

Iguanas are pretty common in our area, since it's basically a desert-like area.

Plus, years ago bears, cougars and other animals used to roam around my school, it doesn't help that we're in a goddamned mountain.

I live on the outskirts of a city.

Said area is frequented by moose, bears, squirrels, mice, shitloads of birds, and rabbits. It's quite nice to walk out early in the morning to see the nearby bushes twitch as I've freaked out some small furry creature. Also, tiny footprints in the snow. This side of the province is packed full of coyotes though. Nasty fuckers too.

[Prude]

I have copied that from the posting page. I saw no avatars, only text. I guess I saw the Mi and assumed it was ed. Oh how wrong I was...

I make a special exception for prude. She wants me inside her so bad she sometimes takes unusual routes to get those results.

GROSSS

[Elin]

Prude: Cutest rep comment ever.

[Prude]

Uh oh.

Spit it out, are we gonna have a little Ray, Ray?

OH DEAR GOD

[Prude]

Prude: Cutest rep comment ever.

OuO