The Wang Out - "Gary Was Here" Edition: lol ash is a loser

[Fer!]

You need a pretty old console to make that thing work, yes?

[Fer!]

Oh, and my 20GB (or moar lyek lol13GB) HDD is now full.

Because 9GB of RB DLC and 3.5 of Mass Effect leaves room for almost nothing.

[Inferno.]

You need a pretty old console to make that thing work, yes?

Anything with the old blades dash, or 7371 (launch NXE dash).

[Cosmic]

Jesus Christ, Baraka is completely broken. Once he grabs you it's unstoppable.

Best character in the game by far. Learn to use him and you'll be unstoppable.

Unless you're me, in which case you might just win the odd match here and there.

[Fer!]

Anything with the old blades dash, or 7371 (launch NXE dash).

Well, there is the problem.

Best character in the game by far. Learn to use him and you'll be unstoppable.

I got 100% combo'd by him.

In a time when combos 'didn't exist'. Of course he's unstoppable.

[Cosmic]

The AI was always ridiculous in the old MK games, the arcade versions I mean. You'd choose the lowest difficulty and get maybe three or four matches in before the computer decided it was going to default to Very Hard and urinate on your shoes while giggling and staring sweetly at you.

[Dr Mario]

MK was practically the poster boy for fucktarded AI. SNK may have had cheaper bosses but no-one had standard opponents as aggravating as those produced by Midway.

[Fer!]

Oh hi, I'm Rugal and today I have decided not to let you win.

Enjoy your match.

[Fer!]

And don't get me fucking started with 2001's Igniz. Because that was pure bullshit.

[Fer!]

Alright, enough MK for the evening.

[Dr Mario]

Every SNK boss has been bullshit. Sure, the exact amount has varied somewhat, but that's like complaining that your tar heroin is only 98% pure instead of 99. It'll still kill you just as efficiently.

[Cosmic]

I swear 1080 Snowboarding is the best £1.95 I've ever spent.

[Evans]

The AI was always ridiculous in the old MK games, the arcade versions I mean. You'd choose the lowest difficulty and get maybe three or four matches in before the computer decided it was going to default to Very Hard and urinate on your shoes while giggling and staring sweetly at you.

...Ed?

[Fer!]

I swear 1080 Snowboarding is the best £1.95 I've ever spent.

I'm developing a non healthy mancrush on you for all the cool shit you do.

Here's another example.

[Milady]

Three and a half pages of PS2 links already?