The Wang Out - "Gary Was Here" Edition: lol ash is a loser

[Prude]

It was the birthday of the girl in the green dress three people to the left of me. It was her decided theme for the evening. I had a mask somewhere, but I don't know where it was at the time. I bought it in Venice.

Ha ha how fun. I love themed parties.
Gosh that must have been so fun. I haven't been there.

[Mistral]

I just checked a page called "How to pronounce [Gare's real name]", and I came across this:

rhymes with gear guy

No it doesn't!

Wait, then...oh. Is Evans pretty close to the actual pronunciation?

[Gare]

Garejei?

I made up that username based on my real name, but I'm pretty sure the pronounciations are totally different.

Uh, how do you pronounce Garejei, anyway?

[Ivolt]

Oh, I can do that again.

CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

DON'T DO IT.

DON'T.

[Inferno.]

Gay guy?

Kidding!

[Evans]

Wait, then...oh. Is Evans pretty close to the actual pronunciation?

I'm thinking Jedi minus the "ed".

[Prude]

By all means~

dang I have to spread more reputation around apparently.

[Prude]

Oooh I want to do it~

[MasterOfGravity]

[Inferno.]

I'm really not a fan of dubstep.

[Ivolt]

I've always pronounced it like Dare.

WITCHCRAFT.

[Milady]

You really like that rabbit, MoG?

[Inferno.]

You really like that cat, MoG?

[MasterOfGravity]

You really like that rabbit, MoG?

It's like the cat I never has

[Evans]

I made up that username based on my real name, but I'm pretty sure the pronounciations are totally different.

Uh, how do you pronounce Garejei, anyway?

Gah re ji.

Imagine a Francophone saying "re". Dunno enough of the phonetic alphabet to write it the way I say it.