The Wang Out - "Gary Was Here" Edition: lol ash is a loser

[Prude]

My boyfriend's at work, as he usually is. My phone isn't working, not that I'd use it to call anyone anyway.

Yeah, it's nothing serious. My throat hurts and I would be willing to bet money that I have a fever, though I don't have a thermometer to actually assess my temperature with any sort of precision.

I'm not hungry yet, but I'm expecting that I will be. We don't have anything to eat, though. My boyfriend picked up something for dinner on the 24th, but nothing else, so we didn't have anything yesterday either. I suppose it's good I'm a little sick, or else I'd be starving.


First I need to drag myself out of bed and such.

Lol "not that I use it to call anyone anyway"
Are you hungry now?
I'm so hungry I could eat everything. Too bad there's no food anywhere.

[Prude]

Omg O______o

[Ivolt]

I Can See Everything.

...

It Sucks, I Wanna See My House Again.

Fffff-

[Inferno.]

Pruderator.

[Inferno.]

Fuck, my mam came into my room and was all "if you aren't using the mini fridge why has it been plugged in for the last few weeks?"
So I unplugged it, now it's really quiet in my room. Weird!

[Prude]

Pruderator.

Oh cosmic.

[Dr Mario]

Well, we could use another listmonkey right now.

[Inferno.]

Oh cosmic.

How did you find my Facebook? /curious

[Prude]

I have NOTHING to do and I'm really bored.

[Prude]

How did you find my Facebook? /curious

FUCK IT'S RUINED
How did you know it was me?!?!

[Inferno.]

FUCK IT'S RUINED
How did you know it was me?!?!

/stalker

[Synthetik]

When you roll up in the the gym and Ash tries to win again

When you step up to his face what he gon' do? SHIT!

That bitch Misty thinks she'll win cuz her Pokemon can swim

When you step up to her face what she gon' do? SHIT!


Gary Oak up in this bitch, I be knocking on your door. Better answer quickly nigga I'm leader of the elite four. My Rhydon will leave your Pokemon lying on the floor. This ain't a game I do my thang leave Misty begging me for more.

I'm Professor Oak's grandson yeah that shit is pretty neat. As long as I'm around your Pokedex will never be complete. I'm rich enough to buy a bike I heard you got that shit for free. Ash you'll never ever ever ever ever beat me.

There's only eight badges in Kanto somehow I got ten. Your Pikachu's a fool compared to all my Pokemon friends. So you think that you can win? Then come battle me again. Your Pokemon will be so hurt not even Nurse Joy can heal them.

You'll always be like Screech while I'm just like A.C. Slater. And if you think you're Luke Skywalker I guess that makes me Darth Vader. You can keep calling me your rival I just call you another hater. I might catch you by surprise but I'll always SMELL YA LATER!


When you roll up in the the gym and Ash tries to win again

When you step up to his face what he gon' do? SHIT!

That bitch Misty thinks she'll win cuz her Pokemon can swim

When you step up to her face what she gon' do? SHIT!

[Prude]

Oh my god I'm sorry

[Inferno.]

I feel like a boss, I have 4 fucking EPers on Facebook!

[Milady]

I feel like a boss, I have 4 fucking EPers on Facebook!

I have five.