Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
He's got black hair, and he's german.
Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
Watch me play Super C, guys!!
Done the first one.Don't know how I'll fare with the second. Let's try~ So...uh...that Evans. He's pretty damn gay. You might say he has everything to gayn through continued participation in the gay community. Or perhaps that he gayve up the chance to ever have children. Eh? Eh? *elbows Ray overly enthusiastically in the stomach*
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Okay, so I've got nothing. Really nothing at all...