Quote Originally Posted by Seraphis
Jumbo can of whipped cream?

Kinky.

Me likey.
Nah, it's compressed air. Was trying to clean my Wii's laser lens, to avoid having to send it to Nintendo. Alas, it didn't work.
Air comes in cans?

WHAT?

WHAAATTT???

(hmm, should've went with the "cleaning your wii" joke...)

Quote Originally Posted by crusher View Post
POOP ON THE FOREHEAD!