Quote Originally Posted by Chibi-Suke View Post
Rule 1: don't put random japanese words into english sentences.
Rule 2: cosplay only on haloween. (and even that sparingly)
Rule 3: you cannot do a jutsu, so don't try to memorize all of the hand gestures involved (unless it's just for fun)

There's more. I think I'll make a whole rule book. (how to be a fan, with out being insane)
Rule 4: You are not a ninja. You cannot become a ninja. Ever.