The Hangout: I like Chopin Brokoly.

[Tanthias]

Good night.

Too dead for me.

Night Cyber.

[Jetsetlemming]

What's the matter, too INCEST for you?

Nah, I skipped that plot line. It was the violent gang rape of Yuka that ruined it for me.

[Raype]

It sounds much cuter when you think of me looking like Tooru, the girl in my avatar~ The reality of it would be decidedly less so.
...
Though I'd still take it.

And wear it?

Nah, I skipped that plot line. It was the violent gang rape of Yuka that ruined it for me.

She wanted it.

[Tanthias]

Getting pretty defensive there, aren't you?

(I kid, I kid!)

Just letting you know, so you don't try anything weird... not that I'd expect it to actually stop you, but still..

I think we'll keep the kids away from you...

[Dr Mario]

I think we'll keep the kids away from you...

That was a typo. He meant "1 kid, 1 Kid". He's trying to offload used merchandise.

[Tanthias]

It sounds much cuter when you think of me looking like Tooru, the girl in my avatar~ The reality of it would be decidedly less so.

...

Though I'd still take it.

It does....

You would? Then why did you decline?

[Raype]

Just letting you know, so you don't try anything weird... not that I'd expect it to actually stop you, but still..

I think we'll keep the kids away from you...

Good. If it has a hole and a pulse, I'll try to fuck it. And a pulse is optional.

You can't keep them locked up forever!

[Jetsetlemming]

She wanted it.

Apparently. I guess violent gang rape is a common, expected thing in Japan, because she wasn't any worse off for it. In fact, if I recall it was the catalyst for her to end up with the main character.

[Raype]

That was a typo. He meant "1 kid, 1 Kid". He's trying to offload used merchandise.

1 kid, 1 kid!

Hardly been used!

Big strong buttocks!

Will survive on a diet of semen and water!

[Raype]

Apparently. I guess violent gang rape is a common, expected thing in Japan, because she wasn't any worse off for it. In fact, if I recall it was the catalyst for her to end up with the main character.

Don't ride the trains.

No, really.

DON'T RIDE THE FUCKING TRAINS.

[Tanthias]

Good. If it has a hole and a pulse, I'll try to fuck it. And a pulse is optional.

You can't keep them locked up forever!

I knew you didn't stop at necrophilia!!!

No, but we can keep you locked up forever.

[Tanthias]

1 kid, 1 kid!

Hardly been used!

Big strong buttocks!

Will survive on a diet of semen and water!

Trying to sell the "kid" between your legs again?

[Cyberxion]

It sounds much cuter when you think of me looking like Tooru, the girl in my avatar~ The reality of it would be decidedly less so.

...

Though I'd still take it.

Fruits Basket was a good show. I haven't read the manga yet, but I've heard that it was much better, as it's a bit more in-depth than the show was or something.

I'm watching Full Moon again, after finishing Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, or whatever that one was called.

And now I'm gone.

[Elin]

And wear it?

...I wear a kilt. Is it really any worse?

...

Oh right, right. A kilt is called a kilt, not a 'tartan skirt'. So it's totally okay. It's sort of like that cologne that's sitting through on the bathroom shelf. I mean at first I had my suspicions. It really looked and smelled like perfume to me. But then I spotted some macho looking man caressing his finely shaved chin on the label, and knew that it was a-okay.

My little brother is actually terrified of using a can of deodorant in the bathroom that says 'the most effective antiperspirant for women' on it. I think he's convinced that it contains oestrogen that will penetrate into his skin and transform him from the inside. ^_~

[Raype]

I knew you didn't stop at necrophilia!!!

No, but we can keep you locked up forever.

Whoever said I did was a filthy liar.

Ever seen a man pick a lock with his cock?