The Banout: LOL BYE CHEEZY

[Elin]

Aww... (download it, you know you want to! You don't need those 5 megs that badly )

Wouldn't it be absolute hell to get it running under modern versions of Windows, though? Or does it work okay?

...

And I don't know. 5MB is really pushing my computer to its limits...

[Panda Man]

Ara...? You have a job now? What're you doing?

He's the fluffer for the local porn studio

[Raype]

I think the latter is a consequence of the former.

Other way around, actually.

I was banished to this island because I knew too much.

Oh dear. They should have told you to put them on your eyes...

It's alright, I don't believe you know that many of them, anyway.

So THAT'S why everything was still fuzzy!

[crusher]

Ara...? You have a job now? What're you doing?

Only temporarily. Right now I'm packing hose clamps into plastic bags and then cardboard boxes. Insanely boring and mind wrecking...

[Raype]

Wouldn't it be absolute hell to get it running under modern versions of Windows, though? Or does it work okay?

...

And I don't know. 5MB is really pushing my computer to its limits...

DosBox.

Get it.

Now.

Or find a boot disc.

Sweet, sweet boot discs.

I'll even settle for a win 3.x partition.

[crusher]

He's the fluffer for the local porn studio

I was gonna say "I so would do that". Then I checked what a fluffer is and... no, just no.

[Evans]

Other way around, actually.

I was banished to this island because I knew too much.





So THAT'S why everything was still fuzzy!

Monster Island.


You're a cyclops, what did you expect?

[Elin]

Only temporarily. Right now I'm packing hose clamps into plastic bags and then cardboard boxes. Insanely boring and mind wrecking...

Sounds thrilling. Oh well, at least you're not one of the ones who is stuck doing a job like that for life. Are you at least allowed to listen to an MP3 player or something while you work? I think that might make it somewhat less demoralising.

[Elin]

I think the latter is a consequence of the former.

Ahaha. Hey, my cousins live on an island, and don't know a thing about videogames!

...

They just have an almost worryingly extensive knowledge of ponies.

[Raype]

Monster Island.


You're a cyclops, what did you expect?

Pine Marten the size of bears, I say!

Hey, I lost that eye in a bet.

[Evans]

Ahaha. Hey, my cousins live on an island, and don't know a thing about videogames!

...

They just have an almost worryingly extensive knowledge of ponies.

[crusher]

Sounds thrilling. Oh well, at least you're not one of the ones who is stuck doing a job like that for life. Are you at least allowed to listen to an MP3 player or something while you work? I think that might make it somewhat less demoralising.

It's the ride of your life I tell you! Yeah it's ok, I'm listening to music or radio the whole day. I wouldn't survive a single day if I couldn't listen to something.

[Evans]

Pine Marten the size of bears, I say!

Hey, I lost that eye in a bet.

Brown belt, weeeee.

[Elin]

He's the fluffer for the local porn studio

Hmph, I won't buy into your anti-crusher propaganda. Good day to you sir! *raises nose into the air and stomps off*

[Raype]

Ahaha. Hey, my cousins live on an island, and don't know a thing about videogames!

...

They just have an almost worryingly extensive knowledge of ponies.

Those whacky brits.