Sex on wheels?Originally Posted by Ivolt
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Sex on wheels?
Cookie Thief
You're making fun of me, I just know it, but I'm too stupid to see how.Yeah, we knew that already. You, sex, sober? Pfft!
Oh lord, I'm tempted.
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
Death before Dishonor
It ain't no fun if the homies can't get none.
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"How's your bf?"Don't do that. Evans will make you realize she's a bitch. Or at least try to.
>______<
Death before Dishonor
Road helmet?Sex on wheels?
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For the record, I did nothing, I just pointed out how much she wasn't treating you right.
Cookie Thief
Was I a girl, with bad taste, i'd have to be pretty wasted to have any sexual intercourse with you.You're making fun of me, I just know it, but I'm too stupid to see how.
That and I'd have to stop fiddling with my breasts.
Joking of course. I'd get used to my breasts after a while. I think.
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Or your thighs.Was I a girl, with bad taste, i'd have to be pretty wasted to have any sexual intercourse with you.
That and I'd have to stop fiddling with my breasts.
Joking of course. I'd get used to my breasts after a while. I think.
Hater
So getting one.
Cookie Thief
Gah, I'm just gonna tell her I'm going to bed, and sign off. Go visit her when I get the chance (chance mostly when Septa's running on a schedule I can comprehend, when I visit her the fucked up way they run the busses and trollies around here tends to have me taking a stupid roundabout route into Philly and back out over two trollies and a bus before arriving 10 miles away 4 hours later).
God, why didn't I get a local girl when I had the chance.
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
Cookie Thief
That was quite the funny shit, considering how I'm relatively open with my sexuality and I have no problem saying I don't like men.
Yeah yeah, blah blah, you won at poker. Fuck you.
Uh uh. Fuck you, you spoiled it.For the record, I did nothing, I just pointed out how much she wasn't treating you right.
Cookie Thief
oh la laOr your thighs.
Masculinity just got a new face.
So getting one.
And it's not Peugeot.
Opel power bish!
Crash and burn.
Work.
Lame.
Stuff.
Cookie Thief
Crash n burn
Cookie Thief
me: I'm gonna go to bed.
me: I've been feeling sick the last couple days.
me: Later babe <3
her: laaaater!
her: feel better.
her: <3
me: I'll try.
Played like an expert.
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
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