My girlfriend, whom I haven't talked with since we fought over her drinking around Valentine's, is on AIM with me right now and talking in a manner which, if this were a discussion in person, would almost immediately lead to fucking.
However, this isn't in person, it's over AIM, I haven't talked with her in three weeks and I'm in a pissy mood in general, so I'm not quite sure how to respond to her.

I need less drama.
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.