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[Dr Mario]

Man I am feeling so great.

Classic stoner story, guys.

I rode home on my bro's pushbike, and I (thought ) I had the baggie with about an 8th in it in my front hoody pocket, which is a bit flappy, and it was flapping around in the wind on big slopes going home, so I stopped about 3/4 of the way home and checked my pockets. There was my cigs and my lighter, and I was like 'Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!' since we bought a quarter last weekend and that was what we had left, a bit more than half of it was my mates, who's parents are strict, so he gave it to me for safekeeping. So it wasn't in my pocket, and I rode more than halfway back and nearly back again looking for it, and I was gonna be like 'fuck it I'm going home' and at that moment I realised I had put it in my sock, 'cause a few cop cars were driving around, and I have big flowy pants, so I felt my sock and felt the baggie there. I was like 'No fucking way oh man' and rode on home feeling ever so fucking relieved.

I am feeling great!

Let this be a lesson to you: Never ride back before you've check all of your hiding spots. It's a waste of time and energy.

[Anonymous]

Theo, that last comic is epic.

[SA-X]

Let this be a lesson to you: smoking is for douches.

[Ahkei]

Let this be a lesson to you: Never ride back before you've check all of your hiding spots. It's a waste of time and energy.

Dude. I didn't even fucking think, I am stoned as fuck, memory is the last thing I'd be relying on.

[Ahkei]

Not really.

[Anonymous]

Agreed. Pot is for dumbasses with nothing better to do than sit around all day and watch crap on TV and eat cheetos.

[Dr Mario]

Dude. I didn't even fucking think, I am stoned as fuck, memory is the last thing I'd be relying on.

That's why you don't smoke up while being the courier. It just don't work.

As opposed to getting drugged up then wandering the local tracks. That's awesome fun.

[Ahkei]

Agreed. Pot is for dumbasses with nothing better to do than sit around all day and watch crap on TV and eat cheetos.

You really are an idiot.


Do you know that?

[Dr Mario]

Nah. Smoking is just for stuff that doesn't have a convenient non-ciggie method of taking it.

Nothing wrong with firing up a joint when you don't have time for brownies or such.

[Dr Mario]

You really are an idiot.


Do you know that?

Dude, it's CMM.

Don't waste your time insulting him. None of us could possibly think any less of him to begin with.

[Ahkei]

That's why you don't smoke up while being the courier. It just don't work.

I wasn't intending on it. We smoked up and he was like "I'm going to bed. Stay here man." And I wa slike 'no way I gotta down these vodkas and ride home.' so I did, and he was like 'take this weed, save a couple of the bigger buds and smoke the rest' and I was like 'Sweet okay!' and here we are.

[SA-X]

I've never smoked a thing, never plan to. Being around smokers makes me die inside; I have huge coughing fits and my skin fucks up.

Bastards

[Dr Mario]

I wasn't intending on it. We smoked up and he was like "I'm going to bed. Stay here man." And I wa slike 'no way I gotta down these vodkas and ride home.' so I did, and he was like 'take this weed, save a couple of the bigger buds and smoke the rest' and I was like 'Sweet okay!' and here we are.

Bad move right there, friend. You shoulda split the vodkas and sat around talking shit.

[Ahkei]

I've never smoked a thing, never plan to. Being around smokers makes me die inside; I have huge coughing fits and my skin fucks up.

Bastards

But that's just you.

[Dr Mario]

I've never smoked a thing, never plan to. Being around smokers makes me die inside; I have huge coughing fits and my skin fucks up.

Bastards

I don't smoke either. Hell, at the moment I don't do anything besides alcohol. I just understand that not every fun toke comes in a swallowable form.