The Hangout: $20 says this HO is locked at 4000 posts.

[Raype]

Should have used a tampon.

But I need those for my vagina!

I mean...

I don't have any.

Because I'm a man.

And men don't get periods.

*strokes huge penis*

[Evans]

Sweet delicious coffee, bringer of awakefulness.

Yeah, I'm disgusted by myself too.

It's ok, we're all pedophiles.

Right?

[Raype]

It's ok, we're all pedophiles.

Right?

2:10

Gratuitous panty shot.

Seems so!

[Dr Mario]

Time for a pizza run.

<away>

[Corey]

*smack*

If I knew how, I would, stupid Mexican.

At least I know how to. /sleep

[Raype]

If only I waited until AFTER to smash my penis with a hammer.

Anyone got some tape?

Anyone at all?

[Evans]

But I need those for my vagina!

I mean...

I don't have any.

Because I'm a man.

And men don't get periods.

*strokes huge penis*

Whose is it?

[Evans]

At least I know how to. /sleep

bai

[Raype]

Whose is it?

I don't know, it came with a set of knives I bought.

Err, I mean I WAS BORN WITH IT!

MANLY STUFF!

Punching puppies and stuff!

FOOTBALL!

[Evans]

If only I waited until AFTER to smash my penis with a hammer.

Anyone got some tape?

Anyone at all?

I got some tape.

Of your nan.


Xenosaga II - 22 - The Trap Is Sprung

[Evans]

I don't know, it came with a set of knives I bought.

Err, I mean I WAS BORN WITH IT!

MANLY STUFF!

Punching puppies and stuff!

FOOTBALL!

[Tanthias]

I don't know, it came with a set of knives I bought.

Err, I mean I WAS BORN WITH IT!

MANLY STUFF!

Punching puppies and stuff!

FOOTBALL!

So... were any of those knives bloody?

[Raype]

So... were any of those knives bloody?

How did you know?

[Tanthias]

How did you know?

I, uh.... lucky guess?

*Hopes nobody looks for a human corpse buried in the backyard*

[Evans]

I need to pee.