You're both the sexual therapist, and the cure that said therapist administers?
Myaa. I'm quite happy as a spritely green shoot, thank you. Blooming seems like more effort than it's worth.
It doesn't help that everyone in my immediate vicinity has been subjected to my frigid aura for years. They're not ready for an explosion of that magnitude.
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'Frigid Aura' sounds like an RPG spell.
I like to multitask. I'm very "hands on". Not to mention "pants off".
But then the bees will starve, do you WANT to starve the bees?
Frigid? I find that hard to believe
She's never been this thin either.Originally Posted by Evans
What? No mother, I didn't imply you were fat.
NO MOTHER, DON'T HIT ME!