A solicitor called our office:
Me: Good afternoon, ______________'s office.
Solicitor: Hello, I will be interpreting the following call, may I speak to Mr. _____________ (the boss) please?
Me: I'm sorry, we fired him.
Solicitor: *long pause* ookkk, may I speak with the person in charge then please?
Me: I'm sorry, we're in the middle of a power struggle at the moment, I'm not quite sure who's in charge.
Solicitor: Ok then, may I speak to someone who does tax work?
Me: Absolutely, one second please *puts solicitor on hold for about 25 seconds*
Me: I'm sorry, all the accountants are busy, may I take a message?
Solicitor: No, that's alright, I'll call back later. Thank you
Me: Thank you, and have a good day!
*click*
I don't think he'll be calling back
