The Twangout: Like Robin Hood, Only Somehow More Gay. And Merry.

[Elin]

Nope. There's nothing I won't touch. I'll just... backpedal slightly later to cover myself. (Didn't realize there was an actual cat, *hides binoculars*)

I propose that you're simply backpedalling because you feel bad really. ^_~ See? You're nice~

What, you think I didn't have a cat as a kid? What do you take me for? ^^;

But that sounds like they're having too little space ^_~ I think those girls should be given lots of free space to stretch and run around playfully~ Unless they're okay with it, then it's all fine~

Oh they'll 'stretch playfully' all right. Although sometimes the stretch is a little too demanding.

[Elin]

Wow, this is actually kind of hard. o__O How do you manage to find innuendo in absolutely everything?

*looks again at 'kind of hard'*

*scolds self for noticing*

[Raype]

I propose that you're simply backpedalling because you feel bad really. ^_~ See? You're nice~

What, you think I didn't have a cat as a kid? What do you take me for? ^^;

Blasphemy and lies, blasphemy and LIES!!!

Oh I took it (in the ass, had to get that one out while I could) you had one, I just didn't assume it was buried close by

Oh they'll 'stretch playfully' all right. Although sometimes the stretch is a little too demanding.

That's sad~ ^_~ I hope they don't get hurt too bad from it. And tell them I hope they feel better soon

[Raype]

Wow, this is actually kind of hard. o__O How do you manage to find innuendo in absolutely everything?

*looks again at 'kind of hard'*

*scolds self for noticing*

A lot, and I mean A LOT of practice. And being surrounded by perverted guys almost constantly. And having a libido the size of a small planet. Eventually it becomes second nature

See, a few months-years of exposure to my posts and you're already noticing. Now multiply that by about 10, prolong exposure by several hours a day and you get me.

Oh, and any time somebody mentions an object going somewhere or being used for something, simply add "in the ass" if it can somehow be implied sexually. It's an easy one. Much like Evans mom.

[Elin]

A lot, and I mean A LOT of practice. And being surrounded by perverted guys almost constantly. And having a libido the size of a small planet. Eventually it becomes second nature

See, a few months-years of exposure to my posts and you're already noticing. Now multiply that by about 10, prolong exposure by several hours a day and you get me.

Oh, and any time somebody mentions an object going somewhere or being used for something, simply add "in the ass" if it can somehow be implied sexually. It's an easy one. Much like Evans mom.

Your friends are just as bad as you? ^_~ I guess someone out there has to exist as a counterbalance to my absolute lack of testosterone~

Eventually I'll be like my little brother, giggling away at a gameshow called 'Golden Balls'. Seriously, every damn time they said 'ball', he and his friends were in fits of laughter.

I was going to go for more Evans related jokes, but it always feels too cruel. I can't emulate that facet of your personality, even jokingly. =(

[Tanthias]

See, a few months-years of exposure to my posts and you're already noticing. Now multiply that by about 10, prolong exposure by several hours a day and you get me.

Is it weird that I see innuendo in this, or does it mean I've been hanging around the hangout so much that I've absorbed some of Ray?

And Elin apparently?

[Ryan]

Yes, yes you have.

[Deach]

SAMMICH

[Ryan]

What kind is it?

[Raype]

Your friends are just as bad as you? ^_~ I guess someone out there has to exist as a counterbalance to my absolute lack of testosterone~

Eventually I'll be like my little brother, giggling away at a gameshow called 'Golden Balls'. Seriously, every damn time they said 'ball', he and his friends were in fits of laughter.

I was going to go for more Evans related jokes, but it always feels too cruel. I can't emulate that facet of your personality, even jokingly. =(

No, I'm certainly the worst of the group. And it's not just friends... family members, let's just say I'm just another plant in the family garden of debauchery. And that's not including friends of family members and various older groups of people... I could go on for months describing some of the local adults, their loose tongues and often foul humor....

Heh, balls. It's funny because it's like testicles. Which would be an awesome name for a greek pornstar. Or an ancient greek teacher. I AM TEST-I-CLEES. Heh.

There goes half my jokes

[Deach]

What kind is it?

Turd!

(sausage)

[Elin]

Blasphemy and lies, blasphemy and LIES!!!

Oh I took it (in the ass, had to get that one out while I could) you had one, I just didn't assume it was buried close by

Delicious truths. ^__^

Not so close. South Queensferry. I moved about a bunch as a kid~

That's sad~ ^_~ I hope they don't get hurt too bad from it. And tell them I hope they feel better soon

Sorry, but it's part of their job. They agreed to this when they signed on. Or when I abducted them from the playground. But isn't it the same thing, really? I offered them candy, and they took it. You'd expect them to know at twelve years of age that nothing in the world comes free.

[Ryan]

Turd!

Hmmm...you let me know how that tastes.

[Raype]

Is it weird that I see innuendo in this, or does it mean I've been hanging around the hangout so much that I've absorbed some of Ray?

And Elin apparently?

I'm basically giving a recipe for making little Rays. Which can also be done sexually.

Just not in the ass.

[Deach]

Hmmm...you let me know how that tastes.

GOD-LIKE