The Twangout: Like Robin Hood, Only Somehow More Gay. And Merry.

[Elin]

I-in my ass? Oh dear, I feel that will be rather unpleasant. ~_^ But if you must...

It's only unpleasant the first few times. At least that's what Evans says.

[Raype]

Did I just create a couple of monsters?
Even if one is a cutesy type of monster....

Monster? I don't think you're being fair. ^_~ We're just misunderstood. Once you get to know us, we're very pleasant.

Monsters aren't created by human hands. They procreate by raping virgin schoolgirls. There have been several very informative Japanese documentaries produced on the subject.

And by 'informative', I mean 'hot'. And by 'documentaries', I mean 'porn'.

Those poor schoolgirls! I hope nothing bad happened to them. I should send them all cookies and kitten pictures until they feel better. I want to hug those poor girls and make them feel better

[Ryan]

Hi

[Raype]

It's only unpleasant the first few times. At least that's what Evans says.

If you say so. I trust you

Hehehe... Now if only Evans doesn't see the older posts, and you two keep this up

Keep what up? Ooh, is this a game? I love games!

[Elin]

Those poor schoolgirls! I hope nothing bad happened to them. I should send them all cookies and kitten pictures until they feel better. I want to hug those poor girls and make them feel better

Er...yeah...nothing bad happened. Although there may be the slight problem of there not being enough left of them for you to hug.

Unless you're Corey.

[Tanthias]

If you say so. I trust you



Keep what up? Ooh, is this a game? I love games!

You're forgetting the tilde again...

[Raype]

Er...yeah...nothing bad happened. Although there may be the slight problem of there not being enough left of them for you to hug.

Unless you're Corey.

But I can still play piano and pet kittens right? If so, I should be okay~

You're forgetting the tilde again...

Hee hee, you're right!~

[Ryan]

But I can still play piano and pet kittens right? If so, I should be okay~

No, you can't.

[Tanthias]

No, you can't.

Aww, don't be mean to El... Ray. He just wants to pet cute things.

[Ryan]

To bad. She can only pet horrible things, like this,

[Raype]

No, you can't.

Then I'll have to politely refuse. If that's alright with you Elin~

[Elin]

But I can still play piano and pet kittens right? If so, I should be okay~

Sure. Though I prefer to cut out the piano and just play kittens.

[Elin]

Then I'll have to politely refuse. If that's alright with you Elin~

It's never stopped me in the past.

[Raype]

Sure. Though I prefer to cut out the piano and just play kittens.

"Play kittens"? I've never heard of that phrase before ^_~ Could you explain it to me~?

[Elin]

"Play kittens"? I've never heard of that phrase before ^_~ Could you explain it to me~?

Think carefully about what other applications those slender piano fingers of yours could have.