The Twangout: Like Robin Hood, Only Somehow More Gay. And Merry.

[Evans]

Ah, I see.

That leather mask was a bit scary, though. =(

I got nothing.

[Raype]

I got nothing.

There's a cure for that you know.

They call it "viagra".

[Fer!]

I got nothing.

[Evans]

In the glass?

Ok.

[Elin]

Tell me about it!

Coffee: Hey what the shit, leave me be asshole! I-
*adds milk*
GOOOD MOOOORNNIIINNG!!!

Much better.

I don't like him with sugar, though. He's sweet and all, but he gets a bit too clingy and affectionate.

...

And don't even get me started on when he's 'Irish'. ;

[_M_]

The most important item was Gina.

Of course.

Tell me about it!

Coffee: Hey what the shit, leave me be asshole! I-
*adds milk*
GOOOD MOOOORNNIIINNG!!!

Much better.

Except this time the meat was actual meat.

And there was less talk of anal sex.

Boo! Black coffee you pussy.

See, Tanthias, substance.

... That first sentence makes the second sound really creepy inside a quote...

You've been here long enough, you should expect it.

[Evans]

There's a cure for that you know.

They call it "viagra".

My erections are quite firm and strong, thanks, but thanks for the personal tip.

[Fer!]

I don't like him with sugar, though. He's sweet and all, but he gets a bit too clingy and affectionate.

...

And don't even get me started on when he's 'Irish'. ;

He's drunk and violent?

Are you sure you're adding milk to it?

[Tanthias]

Tell me about it!

Coffee: Hey what the shit, leave me be asshole! I-
*adds milk*
GOOOD MOOOORNNIIINNG!!!

Much better.

I don't like him with sugar, though. He's sweet and all, but he gets a bit too clingy and affectionate.

...

And don't even get me started on when he's 'Irish'. ;

[Fer!]

Well, going to sleep now. See ya later guys!

[Tanthias]

You've been here long enough, you should expect it.

True... I should expect it, and I do... doesn't change the fact that it's really creepy though.

[_M_]

He's drunk and violent?

Are you sure you're adding milk to it?

It's probably Bailey's Irish Creamer.

It's what I put in my coffee when I'm feeling randy.

[Raype]

I don't like him with sugar, though. He's sweet and all, but he gets a bit too clingy and affectionate.

...

And don't even get me started on when he's 'Irish'. ;

And he starts clinging to the bottom of the mug begging you to let him live. And he gets that high pitched cutesy voice. Come on, I'm only human, so I'm bound to sink it. I bet he's still making his way through the sewer systems somewhere. But then I have to boil his brothers to finish my caffeine fix. So sad...

Coffee is a mean drunk alright...

[Tanthias]

Well, going to sleep now. See ya later guys!

Bye Fer

[Elin]

Well, going to sleep now. See ya later guys!

Night night, Fer. Sleep well.